Jesus Christ

Condoms? No thank you.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

On Fridays I fuck Puerto Rican women.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@nycedaze if they have nice asses, I'll save them.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@Karleyrebecca_ maybe the mother didn't like that kid.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@HigherGround @hannibalburess is almost as dark as my father. #TakeThatWhiteChristians

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

My dad, being God, still can't use his iPhone correctly. FaceTime him... It's hysterical.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

I am going to fuck some Puerto Ricans this weekend.
#JesusOnVacation

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@iownjd Not getting crucified. Again.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@WhoDatGirl3 today is the day the magic happened. I'm back.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@WhoDatGirl3 was up late in Miami. Tomorrow we shall tease the Christians.

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My therapist said I have issues. He now has cancer.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

I didn't write the constitution. Get it right Muricans.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@allisulli keep thinking that. (Rolling my eyes)

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@mrsmith196645 @NoOneImpt if you spit on your hand then rub it, it will go in.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@samiam604 @68Cly29 you ever been nailed to a cross? That's worse. It Fucking hurts.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@WhoDatGirl3 amen

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@WhoDatGirl3 it's true. The politicians say it so it must be true. People believe it.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@WhoDatGirl3 I don't lie. Ask America. My word is law. It's in the constitution.

[Jesus Christ @NastyJesus]

@The_GetawayGirl @Ivsy01 fuck shop by 2 Live Crew?

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@WhoDatGirl3 I can make people believe what I say. I'm Jesus Christ, for my sakes.

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@WhoDatGirl3 shhhhh...