Natalie Judd

Snarking about Skittles and life's banal moments since '07. Disrupting expat gender roles one day at a time for the greatest brand in the world. #swoosh

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

If it’s not Taylor and Travis content, I don’t want it

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@thee1NonlyZee It had me go all the way through registration before it told me capacity was full. Lame.

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@thedollchar Is it posted somewhere they sold out!?

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@chibifilipina Past the halfway mark at 7:18a! Fingers crossed it's feeling close

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@LACEem_up I’m up to three now. But at this rate it’s another 90m.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

Department of War?

Come on, what are we even doing here

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Great job team, I know we can get it to 100% if we work hard enough.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

2023: Barbie Summer
2024: Brat Summer
2025: Captain von Trapp Summer

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

I genuinely think if you went to the nearest costco and took everyone in there, employees and shoppers, and replaced everyone in US congress with the costco people, we might have a real chance at turning this country around

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@MegMorleyWalter [whispers] …how do I watch The Altar?

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’m so mad that people associate em dashes with AI now. They were learning from the writers 😭😭😭 we did it first 😭😭😭

[sarina @sariverse]

addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

Too much yelling on The Bear not enough reatauranting

[Natalie Judd @NatAttack]

@enchantedjess13 If I had a photo of me like this I’d never shut up about it