Natalie Lock

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Rob Durr @Whiskybob77]

Hello, Met Police, I'd like to report a murderer. Yes, his name is Lionel Richie and the victim is his own song. #CoronationConcert

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Wouldn’t mind @AsdaServiceTeam but the order is for my grandparents in their 90s, and they struggle to check things off in the time the driver gives them. He usually unpacks for them so obviously he didn’t notice either. Not listed as a substitute so why would you check?

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Really disappointed once again by @asda @AsdaServiceTeam ordered 5 Easter eggs for my grandparents, 2 were wrong and 1 was damaged and missing part of it. Didn’t have time to check as it was unloaded, asked for a refund and it was rejected even though it’s not what we ordered

[Dr Emma Kavanagh @EmmaLK]

Even if you feel like you are currently dragging yourself through your life, that’s okay. That is ugly coping, and in situations where the world is spinning out of control, ugly coping is good.

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

@wave105radio there’s also a beacon in Niton on the Isle of Wight

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

@SouthernVectis is the number 8 running to Robin hill tomorrow? It doesn’t say otherwise anywhere online (website/Facebook/service update etc) but there was a printed note at the bus station.

[Ashleigh Stewart @Ash_Stewart_]

This is Anastasiia Yalanskaya 🇺🇦

She was killed yesterday, just outside Kyiv, delivering supplies to a dog shelter that was without food for 3 days

The car she was in was targeted at close range

Yalanskaya stayed behind in Kyiv to volunteer as everyone fled around her

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Welcome to Sky High 🎈

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

My 4yo used the phrase “a long time ago today” to describe the morning and it’s probably the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Trying to work out if I’m just super super unlucky (apparently on a regular basis?) or if @asda are just awful? @AsdaServiceTeam

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Another @asda fuck up. Just went to eat the tortelloni to discover it in fact went out of date on the 24th April not the 24th May as I thought. Which would be fine.... but I bought it through click and collect on the 26th April so it was already 2 days past it’s used by then!

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

@AsdaServiceTeam

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Another @asda fuck up. Just went to eat the tortelloni to discover it in fact went out of date on the 24th April not the 24th May as I thought. Which would be fine.... but I bought it through click and collect on the 26th April so it was already 2 days past it’s used by then!

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Another @asda fuck up. Just went to eat the tortelloni to discover it in fact went out of date on the 24th April not the 24th May as I thought. Which would be fine.... but I bought it through click and collect on the 26th April so it was already 2 days past it’s used by then!

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

People from my past just keep digging themselves up. I seem to be living in a 2013 time warp

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

The worst part about this? It’s taken me almost a decade to let it go. As a teenager I cared what people thought about my friends. I’m glad as an adult I’ve stopped giving a shit. Love you weirdos 💛

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

I was once told by a manager that I would always befriend the waifs and strays. And I have always been offended by this/never let it go. And then I realised two things 1) I was being friendly to those who otherwise might have been alone at work and 2)....

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Weird is fun, kind and I’m glad I didn’t change my behaviour all those years ago

[Natalie Lock @NatalieLock33]

Piers Morgan is such an arsehat. How he thinks it’s acceptable to comment on her dress and then continue to do so when she’s clearly not impressed is baffling. It’s like Hugh Grant in Bridget Jones, but he was deliberately written to look like an arse, this guy just is naturally

[Chris Rickett @chrisrickett]

Right from the whistle

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

TW: suicide

I almost killed myself a year ago because of Piers Morgan’s relentless campaign of lies and hatred against me last February. I’m glad I’m still alive today for many reasons. But watching him leave GMB today is right up there and has me feeling:

[Faye @fayesos]

If you haven’t...

- text a mate ‘I’m home’
- crossed a road to avoid someone
- called & said ‘chat to me for 5’
- noted a cab/car reg
- got your keys out in prep
- locked your car door immediately
- held your breath until you’re past someone

...then you’re a man #SarahEverard

[Jessica Megan @Jess_Megan_]

Not sure if I’m alone on this but I seem to have “caring fatigue.” And I hate it. I feel drained of empathy and love. This pandemic has turned me on my head and emptied out all the passion.