Natalie Shaver

Former TV Reporter. Native Chicagoan. Hiker. Slaying dragons weekly.

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Whoever started the whole “IKEA furniture is hard to build” thing has never tried to build something from Wayfair. #SendHelp

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@dennisreports @farrahrized I TALKED TO FARRAH

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@dennisreports @farrahrized IM DYING

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“People started getting up so I thought it was over, but it turns out it was only halftime.” My dad on the Nutcracker.

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I just ate my weight in ravioli and I am now one with the raviolis. #CarbOverload

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This is my first Christmas with my family in five years. I decided to wear great grandma’s apron and declared myself the boss. My family disagrees and is calling me the Befana (Christmas witch). #MerryChrismasEve #TheyMissedMe #NatalieHomeForTheHolidays

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My favorite thing to do at sporting events is shouting the wrong terminology really loud to embarrass my family. #FirstDown #Homerun #SlamDunk

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“Crappiest fortune ever: Find the boss in the boss room.” #DnD #CurseOfStrahd

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Hell on earth is unwrapping Hersey’s kisses for peanut butter blossoms. #Cookiegeddon2018

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@MeesAlexis94 Dude I cried so hard when my parents sold our house in Chicago. I hadn’t even lived there in four years! If you need to talk I’m here and totally relate.

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Thanksgiving dinner convo: If anyone every said anything bad about Al Capone Grandma would yell at you tell you he was a nice man. #HappyThanksgiving

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@dennisreports Oh, I saw it. It was like Real Housewives drama.

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Talking to my 10-year-old-cousin:
10-year-old: You were 17 when I was born. I can do math. Me: Well then, how old am I now? 10-year-old: I don’t know. You’re really old.

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@daniallsop @Starburst Never made one, but I have a clutch made out of candy wrappers that are woven together like this.

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My mom and I made a couple hundred potstickers today. I lost count of how many I ate. But I’m pretty sure I am now a dumpling. #OneWithTheDumplings #DumplingsForDays

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This ACTUALLY is an episode of Criminal Minds. It’s literally the plot and the episode is based in Idaho.

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Most people get excited for all of the pumpkin flavored things that come out in the fall, but I’m super jazzed that Trader Joe’s turkey gobbler wrap comes back.

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Sephora is the reason I’ll never be able to buy a house. #WhyAmILikeThis

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@maggieKTVB7 Uber eats. It’s like $7 for one coffee. I may or may not do this more often than I like to admit.

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DM: You approach the Amber Temple and hear thumping behind the door. What do you do? Party member: I go in. I also thump when I walk. #CurseOfStrahd #dungeonsanddragons