PorkChopNate

I enjoy tacos... I make people sleep for a living... I enjoy funny stuff... pork chop isn’t my real name...yet

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

Weird conversation overheard at a breakfast place in TN:

Lady 1: “Get this… Ben shot 28 armadillos last year on your property”

Lady 2: “wow really?”

Lady 1: “this year so far we haven’t seen any”

Lady 2: “well it sounds like Ben killed them all”

*both ladies laugh

[College Confessions @collegefessing]

Have you ever tried to find yourself on Google Earth? One summer, I saw one of their planes flying over, so I lay in my yard for a few passes. A few months later, I appeared on Google Earth

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

@Trellitrelle_ @TheGoddessF I wish there was a setting where AI stuff could be filtered out and not shown

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

@nathanwpyle Yikes

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@nathanwpyle I feel like the lightbulb is just trying to be itself you know?

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@NerdyChristie @nathanwpyle @ScienceMagazine Shut up and take my money

[Christie Wilcox @NerdyChristie]

This Third Thumb is *so cool*. I am unbelievably jealous of the folks who got to try it out! That story and more of the best in @ScienceMagazine and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser: https://t.co/hgCuW1rPJi
Video credit: Dani Clode Design and the Plasticity Lab

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

@nathanwpyle Hey, that’s my license plate! I’ve been looking everywhere for it.

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

@CamilleBrunel @nathanwpyle I would certainly take a picture… that would be my first reaction

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@nathanwpyle I absolutely love that movie. I bet it would hit different as a parent lol

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@collegefessing Coincidentally, there wasn’t a single vampire the entire camping trip, which was an added bonus.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS OK that’s a little too much Internet for today

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@messedupfoods Chips

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@junglejohn61 @ProtezoStore Ohhh look AliExpress must sell for this same little workshop

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Secret Panel HERE 🧙‍♂️ https://t.co/57IZO4gWqx

[PorkChopNate @NateForSleep]

@collegefessing This would’ve been a great how I Met your mother story

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@timecaptales @fasc1nate That one guy: “Because when I want a whopper I want it now”

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@nathanwpyle C lol

[College Confessions @collegefessing]

This lamp has everything my mom ever found in my pockets when doing laundry for me when I was little. She gave it to me at my wedding