The King-Quahog

RI is home, Union Strong, UFCW, I figured this president wouldn’t help with prices

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

@PeezyTX "We all know that fate is a fickle thing. Some of us may try to defy its will, but there's enough small businesses with Pizza Hut roofs out there to tell you that such a thing is ultimately futile."

- Sam O'Nella

[Providence Police @ProvidenceRIPD]

The Tartan Army Parade steps off at 3:30 p.m. today from Innovation Park and will travel through downtown before returning to the park.

Expect brief, temporary road closures and minor traffic delays along the parade route. Roads will reopen as the parade passes.

Thanks for your patience, and enjoy the festivities! 🏴 #ProvidenceRI #TartanArmy #ScotlandInProvidence

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

#ad Don't tell Amazon I told you, but The Complete Calvin and Hobbes box set is sitting at $89 right now if you clip the coupon on the page (normally $134+). Grab it before the deal disappears!

https://t.co/6AtHHxn9dI

[Jennifer Stewart @JenStewartRI]

Congratulations to Leishla Maldonado, Osman Cortave & Yefri Cortave and everyone at this amazing Federal Hill bar 🍸👏🏽 💐

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

I am trusting you not to blind me with the SPF 280 I need to reapply every 40 minutes

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

@atha_online Refer madness at behest of alcohol and tobacco companies

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

I love that German immigrants Americanized mettbrötchen replacing raw pork (unsafe to eat in America) with raw beef

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

I can’t participate in making fun of the British pub roll when I know Wisconsinites are out here eating cannibal sandwiches

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

Me vs my comfort horror

[𝕵𝖆̈𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 🛸 @GenghisAttila]

me vs my comfort horror

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

I was on vacation when I got to watch all season 1 of ninja warrior during the season finale marathon, it’s the most enjoyable bad show ever

[Cromwell300 (Coms open) @AndrewZ24597481]

I shall always love the Deadliest Warrior show for the gem of an episode the Taliban vs Ira was

[Edward Fitzpatrick @FitzProv]

.@nytimes focuses on state Rep. @DavidMoralesPVD and his PVD mayoral campaign -- "These Young Politicians Want to Fix America’s Housing Problems" https://t.co/Jjy84DXd2i

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

@stavvybaby Halloween costume idea behind the scenes Boba Fett

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

He probably voted for the Green Party

[Reuters @Reuters]

🦛 The Berlin Zoo announced the name of its newborn pygmy hippopotamus — a rare mammal native to West Africa: Broetchen, which is German for ‘bread roll’

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

Are you so lonely you would date a woman who YOU know would hate you for who you really are?

[Saul T. Nuts @SaulTerrenceNut]

Don’t be like ruby, girls

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

@lexisoupertramp Luke skywalker shrug

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Chris Wright crashes out and calls Rep. Amo's line of questioning "bullshit," which prompts the Republican committee chair to tell him to "watch your language"

[David Morales @DavidMoralesPVD]

I am honored to have @ProgressiveVic endorse our grassroots campaign.

This campaign is about building a city that works for everyone, not just corporate interest. Together, we're fighting for affordable housing, better protections for our immigrant neighbors, increased support of our public schools, and leadership that's accountable.

Thank you to Progressive Victory for believing in our vision of a Providence for All.

[Leander ⚓️ @volantleander]

this tweet is for Moby Dick enjoyers only. Retweet if you're a true #dickhead

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

These companies will generate so much revenue for the state

Revenue that I’m not going to fucking collect

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Ohio secretly gave 100% sales tax breaks, lasting up to 40 years, to tech giants for data centers, per https://t.co/9Wr6itu0Jb.

The exemptions—signed by Gov. Kasich—give Google, Meta and Amazon at least $600 million each.

Legislators say the contracts can't be undone.

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

@sapphicicarus Congrats

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

The famous “Seapeople’s Battalion” all hailing from Innsmouth MA

[The King-Quahog @NateRollo]

His tone talking about how you people prefer renting reminds me of when NYT op-ed writers say things like

“Today young people seem to love living out of their car”

[Whitey @whitey_xyz]

Another obsession in American is having a house meanwhile the American dreaming isn’t owning a house anymore - Caleb Hammer

“It’s the freedom of renting, cause you can live wherever you want, you can move for a job easily”

“With the incredible stock markets that we’ve had over the past 50 years, it beats it every time if you rent and just put your money into the stocks market”