Mitch Cumstein

A combination of Jesus, Manson, Koresh, Seinfeld, Larry David, Ron Jeremy, and Eddie Murphy (in the 80's).

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

One of the most fucked up things I have ever seen: http://t.co/XeZNwt1h. Ladies, would you be happy if your man had one of these (or two)?

[Benjamin Reece @benjaminreece]

wow! @kaynewest tweets @getclrme !!!!! RT "@kaynewest hey @futuretheprince call me...invest this shit on @techcrunch http://t.co/hOR1RpBL”

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Life's a shit sandwich and everyday you take a bite.

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Money is everything without it you have reality which is unbearable

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Strauss kahn said if its too big to fit you must aquitt

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

What a victory a 250 billion dollars 5000 dead american soldiers 25000 wounded soldiers we won we got him

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

After ten years and billions of dollars we killed one of millions of bad terrorists what a fucking joke

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Im going crazy in my head i cant take it anymore

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

I wonder if we would do a no fly zone on china

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Its all too much. All this then death it seems absurd.

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Khadaffis people are trying to overthrow him and he is not allowed to quell the rebellion with aircraft why the fuck not?

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

I feel like a fucking beat dog. I can't handle this shit much longer.

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

hot girls have it so fucking easy #thatswhyyourmyex

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Ghadafi aint so tough what happened to the ruthless dictators they are all pussies

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

We should overthrow our government pass it on

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

I love to text to other women while im at dinner with my girlfriend

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

it's so sad when a stranger dies

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Lets print more money and buy our own debt and polish our fiddles

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Obama i just left my office 80 homeless people laying on sidewalk the economy is so good stocks are up debt is growing a fucking beanstalk

[Mitch Cumstein @NateandJimmy]

Lets get married and i will fight my desire to get a new piece of pussy even when u quit blowing and fucking me