The Clam Before The Storm

I live at the beach. he/him

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Flatbed truck hauling nothing but a couple yards of loose soil

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Hey do you happen to know why I bought a 70-100 psi air pressure switch last year

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@OfficialBrohoss @bakerbakerbaker “My there” kms

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@OfficialBrohoss @bakerbakerbaker You’ve got my there

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@OfficialBrohoss @bakerbakerbaker I thought it was a dessert

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@VivianKesandre It gets bigger

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@PotnoodIefringe @ojvhteuhyhes Fries? 🧐

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Simon says? Well how about, Simon listens

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@patriottakes @Acyn Is the mocking here in the room with us?

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Watching Love Island I feel like I’m going to go to jail

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@shreyabasu003 Confirmed

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Houghten & Halloran

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@STNWeather what’s the word for Bonnaroo, big dawg

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Schrödinger’s cat has always pissed me off. “You have to think of the cat as both dead and alive at the same time” no I don’t

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@contactabrother If you can’t you owe me $100

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@eliteobsolete I don’t know looks fine to me

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@realwruffian Look at your undercarriage, a cigarette lighter will provide enough illumination to determine whether you have any leaks

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O’Doyle rules

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@chefsevenn Tang

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If I’m dead this guy did it

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311 is so cool. What if a band had beach vibes but also actively wanted to kill you, the listener?