California King Casket

I grow bonsai trees and I’m missing a tooth.

[California King Casket @werewolfofupton]

Some dingbat: are you a dog or a cat person?
Me: I'm a tick man. Always have been.

[Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn]

Fall essentials. A late afternoon get together. Irish coffee. ( easy on the coffee.) Pumpkin deviled eggs. A group of friends in big sweaters. ( might be a little snug after the holidays haha) Just light catching up with some 90s hits playing in the background. No frowns and no Phones!!

[California King Casket @werewolfofupton]

@ReasonedVoice74 @RollingStone @tmorello He didn’t vote for maga

[lina @444liina]

i wear my felony like a badge of honor

[Katie Rogers @katierogers]

“Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” The judge asked.

“I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

Come get your $17 uncrustable you millennial man child. Shove this slop down your fat fucking throat and watch Star Wars. Fuck you

[Gédéon @teusemany]

L'un sait se fabriquer un arc qui répond parfaitement à ses besoins avec ce qu'il a sous la main alors que l'autre à besoin qu'une armée d'ingénieurs, d'industriels, de marchands... lui fasse tout de de A à Z car il incapable de survivre sans eux.
L'un est libre, l'autre pas.

[mar (big music girl) 💌🪽 @marsqo]

I came upon a good comment on a video where wildlife document filmmakers interfered/broke no contact by indirectly helping penguins cross a steep icy hill (digging a way over). The comment went something along, “why shouldn’t we interfere positively when we have negatively?”

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

The guy who bailed out his Wall Street donors as they threw 10 million families out of their homes is now chiding “the left” for making materialist arguments about improving people’s economic situation rather than telling morality stories. Truly unreal.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Millennials are falling for the cyclical “gen below me are lazy” drivel. Traditional working pathways are being decimated at entry level and you can’t see that your social media algorithms are coercing you into being okay with it.

[bergs @aseriousmang]

yeah boss that’s right. It takes exactly how long im being paid for today to do that thing you asked me to do

[People Over Profit @Floridamarx]

Black people do not hang themselves from trees.

[Favalli @masterganjaok]

Perdón que decías del comunismo? Me distraje justo con este robot que mantiene las cosechas con rayos láser e inteligencia artificial mientras vos seguís dándole glifosato a tus hijos.

[Camila Lourdes Galarza @sovietwithsazon]

Only in a country where the left’s politics are completely consumed by celebrity culture can a government official who voted to fund the Iron Dome, Israel’s most important technology in its ability to wage genocide with impunity, moral grandstand and pretend she’s less complicit in said genocide and the crackdown on free speech than some D-list singer.

Let’s be very clear: the reason we’re even in a wave of brutal McCarthyism—where artists are canceled for saying Free Palestine and Palestinians are snatched up by ICE—to begin with is because an administration that *she* served as the sheepdog and told us to keep voting for wanted to commit genocide without Columbia students yelling at them for it.

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

half the country has been fundamentally priced out of what was free in the ussr in 1960 and dudes working 40 hours a week to share a 2 bedroom grey box in dallas will look you dead in the eye and tell you communism is the root of all evil

[California King Casket @werewolfofupton]

@LawRenOrder Legit insane

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

Rick Scott defrauded Medicaid of $1.7 BILLION (130 times this amount) and was punished by getting elected to govern Florida

[California King Casket @werewolfofupton]

Peggy Hill ass tweet

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Heavy substance use whether its weed or drinking is escapism and you can’t convince me otherwise lmfao

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Hi, worker here. We want 4 day work weeks. Get fucked.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Police are one of the only groups for whom people bend over backwards to completely ignore the actual words they say, the actual things they are seen doing on camera, and the actual impacts of their actions in order to instead insist that their intentions are good.