Corny Smut

pay no attention to my bio

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@saintjosephs Hi, senior here. I made a vow to not put on a shirt for the entirety of the #quarantine. Will my professors honor that vow during our Zoom sessions, or should I just drop out two months before the finish line?

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@staticbluebat Steve Winwood

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@SJGallen @Eagles @QuinyonClamps @DeVontaSmith_6 @bigplay24slay @saquon @JalenHurts

[Sam Gallen @SJGallen]

Super Bowl Menu:

- Zach Baunless Wings
- Reed Pigs in a Blankenship
- Devonta Smithfield Bacon Wrapped Scallops
- Nakobe Beef Sliders
- Darius Slaw
- CJ Gardner Salad
- Jeremiah Tater Trotters
- Filet Quinyon
- Saquon Broccoli Rabe
- AJ Brownies
- Crème Brulalen Hurts

@eagles

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

This is how you deal with the bad faith MAGA outrage and hypocrisy over Biden's "garbage" comment.

When they go low, take out their knees - a legal move by the way - and you can do it with a smile on your face ;)

MAGA tears are sugar for my chai.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is the average US citizen actually this dumb? God help us

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@SJGallen Reggie?

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

🚨 Lane Johnson is currently 3rd-place in voting for the #WPMOYChallenge 🚨

WE NEED TO STEP UP ‼️‼️

1 RETWEET = 1 VOTE FOR LANE 🦅

#WPMOYChallenge Lane Johnson
#WPMOYChallenge Lane Johnson
#WPMOYChallenge Lane Johnson
#WPMOYChallenge Lane Johnson
#WPMOYChallenge Lane Johnson

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Why’d he scoot like that?

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@SJGallen Dude, you traveled 5 minutes ago. Duck off

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

LinkedIn…eh.

LinkedIn humor………🤪

[Sam Gallen @SJGallen]

A few times a year, @Natgallen1 and I have full conversations using LinkedIn’s suggested words and phrases. Highly recommend!

[Juché Maceo 🥋 @CoachJuche]

@JalisaDanielle_ A father only seeing his child once a month because he’s too busy playing Chess is hilarious

[YSL 🍋 @_lupee_loo]

Go in your camera roll and show me March 2020

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

Who?

[Sam Gallen @SJGallen]

Is Zelenskyy bartending this party?

[Sam Gallen @SJGallen]

Is Zelenskyy bartending this party?

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

Can I interest you in some...

...49ers radio calls?

1. "Nobody laid a finger on him!"

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

👋

#GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly

[Sam Gallen @SJGallen]

People often ask me, “Sam, what’s the secret to the @Eagles success?”

This. This is the secret.

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

@Juchainz21 Jason Peters

[David Letterman @Letterman]

The one and only Darlene Love sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"🎄(Supercut version)

[Corny Smut @Natgallen1]

BMI Boys going all the way!

[Sean Barnard @Sean_Barnard1]

The Sixers have the second shortest roster in the NBA trailing only the Lakers

They also have the 5th heaviest roster which seems improbable

[ScreenTime @screentime]

"The legacy of the movies is … that my children's generation will show them to their children. So you could be watching it in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here, sadly, but... Hagrid will, yes”

Thank you Robbie Coltrane 🙏