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@_Cultch @mormon_satan Only the working class pilots count

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@ImigDerek @FlexDatKat Why do you think that?

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@Plural_Prophet Narrator: "Ironically, the true Crime of the Century was this SuperTrump fanatic using this song for her delusional cause."

She super-trampled all over a classic song with this whacky dance video!

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@Buddhabiker @theJagmeetSingh You should probably rectify that situation if you haven't already!

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Fun facts: Many Mormons haven't seen this movie (because of its rating/nudity, lol) and some have been baptized (wearing a white jumpsuit in an ominous temple basement), by proxy, for some of (as many as they could get records for) the Titanic passengers.

[C.Willard Smoot™ 🇺🇦🇺🇦@BlueSky @cwillardsmoot]

#lds #mormon

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@CerebralCereal0 @AlejandroDeGr8 You get a D by defaut when you go to a Mormon bishop

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@addiechevalie10 @mormon_satan If you're still holding Jos Smith's iron rod, the true rod of irony is that you're holding yourself back from holding your own (personal) iron rod! *This Message Has Been Brought To You By: No-Nut-Nelson and Only-Heter-Oaks #LDS #Mormon #Cult

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@deeanncheatham @koolaidgirl13 If you google "Letter For My Wife", you can see if the temple is a good place or not

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#Mormonism is a #racket

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@mormon_satan For the same reason(s) they find literally anything else that is opposite to what their masters ('prophets') tell them to be so absurd.

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@driptapebrand @fasc1nate You're several centuries behind the times, my dude. Stop capitalizing words for literally no reason; you aren't earning any special points for it.

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@Jayson_Carmona_ @excellent_saint Try reading the CES Letter, the book "The Magic of Reality", then watch a few NonStampCollector videos on YT-- all with the intent to actually listen/understand (as though you're completely free to think for yourself & are just honestly seeking truth). Also, ask an exmo in person

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@chrislockeworld Non-Toxic Play-Mistake

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@elonmusk Congrats on winning the Most Autistic Tweet of 2022 Award

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@unpackingexmo "Do I believe in God? If so, which religion do I believe teaches/is his gospel? How about the one I was raised & indoctrinated into by the parents & community I was born to trust due to evolution? OK! Therefore, whatever the doubt/issue/problem is, it mustn't be true/important!"

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@anondeguerre "SBF attempting to give billions to the Effective Altruism cause without anyone asking him to speaks extremely highly of his character and in my opinion canonizes him as good actors. This is not up for debate." [not my actual opinion; just making a point]

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@DerekEl25686042 @jenn_next_door *you're

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@Munay_Ki_1114 @phil0sphere 2/2 & don't get me started on #LDS fraud/cheating/$ hoarding, lying, abuse/cover-ups of (sexual, physical, psychological, emotional, +more), theft, arson, murder/genocide, racism/white-supremacy, homophobia, misogyny, polygamy, rape (statutory+non), torture, adultery, & MUCH more

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@Munay_Ki_1114 @phil0sphere Way too often they absolutely do. Not a guarantee, due to varying circumstances/the complexities of human nature/experience, but the bottom line is it does contribute to depression and the "one true church" wouldn't have that flaw now matter how apologetically you spin it... 1/2

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@SatoshiFlipper C, but I'm only guessing using logical mathematical deduction (according to what my brain currently considers/understands to be such) and a calculator. I should probably verify/look it up now so I can be sure of myself if/when faced with this in the future, but I probably won't.