A More Excellent Saint

If I said something wild and your checking out my profile to see if I am trolling, let me save you the time. I’ve never been more serious.

[A More Excellent Saint @excellent_saint]

Been a minute since I reposted this fantastic moment in history where hundreds of exmos showed they were all “lazy learners”

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Why did Nephi need to kill Laban to get the brass plates if Joseph Smith never used them and looked into a hat to write the Book of Mormon?
Asking for a friend.

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@thecopsdaughter @CamRog134 This is a joke btw* don’t eat me

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@thecopsdaughter @CamRog134 Now?

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@Mormonger Writing talks for people ain’t paying the bills?

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@TheSeerStoners @token_funger Did I misread your original comment? You were mocking those who say they like the chastisement?

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In my youth. I always felt that the Priesthoodsroesthiod session was the only session that actually carried substance

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@JAEbberts How much should someone get paid for building, maintaining, and expanding the water distribution system? Is it not understandable that we should all chip in to fund this public good that is so essential for our lives?

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@were_soback How many of these missionaries are wasting time?

https://t.co/jr5rZLbD3e

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@were_soback The same way all “Mormon” music is. Are all service missionaries making music wasting time?

https://t.co/n2EjlhfCdt

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Ya, I wonder why he doesn’t serve a “real” mission. Must be a coward or weak in the faith.

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@were_soback @NoblestCalling stop being a prick

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If 60% of the membership doesn’t leave, than it wasn’t a good GC.

[S Woolley Kimball 🇵🇸🇮🇱🇨🇭 @NotYourBishop]

I hope that #generalconference is nothing but 10 hours of apostolic chastisement, warnings and threats.

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2yo: *points nerf gun at me*

Me: if you shoot me, I’ll shoot you *grabs my own nerf gun*

2yo: *shoots me*

Me: