NRad

partitioner and ceiling fixer with a champagne lifestyle but lemonade money! Running enthusiast now the boots are hung up!

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

Raining, ease up. Another shit summer in Britain again!

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Wife texts husband ''Windows frozen!''

He replies ''Just pour some slighty hot water over it.''

Wife: ''Computer's totally fucked now!''.

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@nellyg17 loool tickled me https://t.co/L36N1b0AYi

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed.

It may sound far-fetched but it's true.

I watched it all unfold.

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Doc:"I'm sorry but you have a terminal illness & have only 10 to live"

Patient:"What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doc:"Nine"

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@liam_neville85 @SundayShoutsFC @footballtweet @nellyg17 more menacing the @harykane

[Liam Neville @liam_neville85]

@SundayShoutsFC @footballtweet @NathRadcliffe84 @nellyg17

[TRUE LAD @MyTruelad]

Kate Middleton explaining sex at #Wimbledon #royalbox

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@nellyg17 this is better https://t.co/PMsZ1p5aUW

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Chinese takeaway - £9
Delivery charge - £1
Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless.

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@nellyg17 lol https://t.co/Y0t6Ux2LlR

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@shaunwilkinson8 lol she said yeah! Her once a year night out! 🙈

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@shaunwilkinson8 Elo m8 #chinesealan says hi

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@nellyg17 olden but golden https://t.co/lyN0zi3KLy

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Old McDonald was dyslexic...

O I O I E

[Nobby Clark @nobbypfc]

Can Twitter and the whole world please stop saying packet 🙈

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@jdubs36 *xstream fella lol

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

@nellyg17 @lennystanley happy birthday! I hope you had a great day! ❤️

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

Miss of the tournament

[Lewis Tracey @big_doi]

Imagine playing for England and letting a man like this talk shit about your team. 1st tackle 💥🚑 #ENGWAL #EURO2016

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@Hornes84 na still bone dry I recon! Made of wax

[NRad @NathRadcliffe84]

@Hornes84 he wouldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat!