Lewis Tracey

David Of Israel #PNG

[Lewis Tracey @big_doi]

Imagine being 6 and that being your first year as a season ticket holder 💙 #pompey

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Just had a letter delivered confirming I have secured a job at Royal Mail.

I start last Monday.

🤣🤣

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[🇦🇱☣️ @BaldeWaves]

Madueke still has time to buy himself an e-bike and go phone snatching in Central London

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[🇧🇲 @Bermuda060404]

That's how you do it, meanwhile for the Jocks it's Day 11 at 'The Dubliner' farting into the same kilt.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The only thing Türkiye can win

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

What is your job?
Block Cameras on the Mona Lisa at the Louvre

[Jason Ai. Williams @GoingParabolic]

You know I love to troll. My favorite is to slow play the online blackjack dealers make them fall asleep with ultra slow play.

This guy was gassed / cooked / rinsed and chopped. He crashed out on me.

Watch this epic troll!

[Richard Hakeswill @fanofnicethings]

Village cricket will not survive the Boriswave. Played against a team of 11 freshies today who:

• Refused to give very obvious wickets (no neutral umpires in Div 9)
• Wouldn’t signal their boundaries (one side of the ground on a slope so unable to see the rope)
• Constantly, relentlessly, endlessly appealed for decisions that couldn’t possibly be out

This might all sound trivial but village cricket is built on trust; the trust that you will have to give your team mates out, the understanding that people will play hard but fair. That If the umpire can’t see something you assist him honestly. This is how the game has been played for 300 years, maybe longer, and now it’s going to be ruined by squealing, selfish man-children who don’t speak enough English to engage in banter, don’t play fairly and don’t stay behind to put even a tenner behind the bar.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[Mark @_mstephenson88]

They are laying in a ditch now in Donetsk the gimps

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Jimenez scoring a world cup goal at the Azteca, and in a few weeks he'll be sat on a team bus in Wolverhampton while Trippier shows him photos of his new XL bully

[RK☄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mygoatiswashed]

2am - Haiti vs Scotland

5am - Australia vs Turkey

6pm - Germany vs Curacao

9pm - Netherlands vs Japan

[Arne Pengels @DaleBhoy]

Imagine being that Scottish lad and the internet diagnosing you with down syndrome 😭 😭 😭

[Lewis Tracey @big_doi]

@jdubs36 @JordanGarry @celtic_jaime Well said Dubsy

[😎 @fletcher082]

Is that scouse not english bollocks still a thing going into this WC

Imagine not getting into it with ye kids getting behind a load of lads born on council estates n just being an insufferable miserable try hard instead 💪

[GM @Element_M1ller]

It was alright when you wanted it in America for junkie George though, wasn’t it? You silly cunt.