You know I love to troll. My favorite is to slow play the online blackjack dealers make them fall asleep with ultra slow play.
This guy was gassed / cooked / rinsed and chopped. He crashed out on me.
Watch this epic troll!
Village cricket will not survive the Boriswave. Played against a team of 11 freshies today who:
• Refused to give very obvious wickets (no neutral umpires in Div 9)
• Wouldn’t signal their boundaries (one side of the ground on a slope so unable to see the rope)
• Constantly, relentlessly, endlessly appealed for decisions that couldn’t possibly be out
This might all sound trivial but village cricket is built on trust; the trust that you will have to give your team mates out, the understanding that people will play hard but fair. That If the umpire can’t see something you assist him honestly. This is how the game has been played for 300 years, maybe longer, and now it’s going to be ruined by squealing, selfish man-children who don’t speak enough English to engage in banter, don’t play fairly and don’t stay behind to put even a tenner behind the bar.
Jimenez scoring a world cup goal at the Azteca, and in a few weeks he'll be sat on a team bus in Wolverhampton while Trippier shows him photos of his new XL bully
Is that scouse not english bollocks still a thing going into this WC
Imagine not getting into it with ye kids getting behind a load of lads born on council estates n just being an insufferable miserable try hard instead 💪