NotSoGreat Nate

fuck ice. fuck trump. fuck Israel. fuck ai. don’t have time to argue, if you disagree go ahead and kill yourself

[NotSoGreat Nate @NathanG255]

Yall just ain’t real freaks. I would’ve instantly licked that shit up and continue making out

[tiltmoder🔞 @problyflammable]

looking back to the time i got a nosebleed mid makeout and got blood on my oomfs boobs, it is less erotic in practice than it is on paper

[tiltmoder🔞 @problyflammable]

looking back to the time i got a nosebleed mid makeout and got blood on my oomfs boobs, it is less erotic in practice than it is on paper

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

they need to invent a harmless act that feels exactly like killing

[xavier @zorobutt]

just bent my adhd over and creampied it deep in the ass #ChoresDone #GotAMealIn #Showered #BrushedMyTeeth

[Bₒ Gᵤₐₜₐᵤbₐ @BPProletariat]

Thousands of people in Puerto Rico have had no access to water or electricity for 4 weeks. Citizens are having to collect water in buckets in 95+ degree weather. Brought to you by the corrupt and mismanaged US colonial rule.

[turbomander @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[Angel @angelpurrp]

Any Mexican supporting Spain are on my watch list

[vampira @vampl0vrrr]

btw, iran's team are not allowed to stay in the u.s. and will need to travel to mexico after each game. the exhaustion for the players is completely insane & unfair.

curse be upon the upon the u.s. and fifa.

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[larn @sodoesfear]

Brit’s, explaining their food: so, it’s not supposed to taste good at all

[cabby @cabby]

If they didn't want you to crash your car they wouldn't have spent the past 60 years trying to make it as safe as possible for you to do so

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads