Nathan Mallinson

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Pistorius cannot get off with this. He definitely intended to kill her.

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@followthebounce 2 Hansie 2 Cronje

[Sickipedia Official @sickipedia]

Just to be on the safe side for the champions league final,

John Terry has bought two sets of kit. #UCLfinal #Sickipedia

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@TheRealSambora Thanks for coming to South Africa. Douche

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@JonBonJoviNJ how bout some backstage passes for your Joburg concert? #Number1Fan.

[Cornell du Preez @cornell_du]

Waratahs tomorrow! #Supergees

[SuperSport Blitz @SuperSportBlitz]

SA heavyweight Francois Botha says Sonny Bill Williams needs to re-enter the ring, otherwise he will be "known as garbage". #SSBoxing

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@flea333. I'm going to get so fucked at your concert on saturday

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@Stoffel_Quinn watch out for a killer set by DJ Damage from East London. Resident DJ at numbers

[SuperSport 🏆 @SuperSportTV]

Great news! SuperSport have secured rights to the Sonny Bill Williams v Francois (the White Buffalo) Botha fight on 8 February #SSBoxing

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

#SSCricket What was Pommie's test batting average?

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Giving up spray deodorant as my New Years resolution. Roll on 2013.

[Tommy Smyth @TommySmythESPN]

I want to say to all a very happy Christmas. If u are celebrating something different have a great one as well. I wish u peace and happiness

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@huntthegrunt69. Probably not if you met them overseas

[Nathan Mallinson @NathanGtown]

@huntthegrunt69 was found 3 hours after the match lying on the ground at a disused petrol station

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A woman will spend about 3,500 days of her lifetime menstruating.

[Ben Karpinski @followthebounce]

Baby Boks are Nalbandianing these baby Argies to the curb here. Great stuff so far at 15-0 going into halftime.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

The Riva Aquarama. The Eagle Speedster. The Humber Bridge. The Moses Mabhida Stadium in Durban. 4 best looking man made things in the world.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

I would of deffo bagged a hat-trick tonight for England. Roy's missed a trick there! Guaranteed 3pts if I play. #3ptsbarton

[Nick Tatham @NickTatham22]

"@sportbillysays: Heard from @sharksworld that Wesley Dunlop and Michael Killian are off to @EPKings.. Toot toot, all aboard!" @Road_Kill23