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Well it all started many years ago at the bottom of deepest, darkest Africa. There was a storm brewing, the kind that could bruise the sky as only a highveld th

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@wellsaidlabs Hey guys just wanted to check if your site is down as it just loads and then gives me a timeout error? Thanks.

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In the hearing of Depp VS Heard, they just called Dr Doofenschmirtz to the stand. Can't wait to hear the next witness. Hoping for Davy Jones or Jack Skellington personally. #DeppVsHeard #DrStrange

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@Nick_Hamman Let's hope more heroes step up to the plate.

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@VancityReynolds Or as the rest of the world knows them: typos

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Ah PC... The old "Plug & Get A Doctorate in Programming to Fix the Tiniest Issue & Play"

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@ShellsPemBroke Misinformation Alert! Fish do not in fact have fingers.

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So Neil Young is sacrificing his income in the hopes of silencing free speech? That's pretty much communism in a nutshell.

#communism #NeilYoung #JoeRogan

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@GrantKench @Poultonr @homeaffairsZA 😂 Totally. I really can't understand why this process isn't more streamlined. It's easier to buy human kidneys online than basically getting a document proving you are who you are.

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Got to @homeaffairsZA at 6am, I am 63 in the queue and they still haven't opened. It's 8:30 now.

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@GrantKench @Poultonr @homeaffairsZA I'm in Jozi unfortunately...

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If there are 6 counters at Home Affairs and 3 are vacant. 2 gov employees need to discuss the fit of their jeans. How many counters are operational?

#30percentpassmark #mathstrivia #homeaffairs

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Each of the 3 photo booths call a person every 40 minutes. It takes 1.5 minutes to take photos. Thus we can determine it takes 38.5 Minutes to wipe the fingerprint machine with sanitizer in between photos.

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@homeaffairsZA: Renew you passport easily online!
Home Affairs It Dept:

#homeaffairs #government

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@homeaffairsZA brand new digital solution!!! 😱

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@HomeAffairsSA: How do you feel about people?
Candidate: Couldn't give shit.
@homeaffairsZA: You're hired!

#homeaffairs #Government

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@McDonalds ice cream machines work harder than government employees at @homeaffairsZA

#homeaffairs #Government

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You can learn a lot about government by how much people love going to @homeaffairsZA

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I figured out that the earlier I go running, the less of it I am awake for.
Follow for more fitness tips.

#running #jogging #sleeprunning #FitnessMotivation #fitness

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If politicians sold watermelon:

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@badlydrawndobs Hey Dobs, yeah I recorded it with @lonehillestate back in 2005. It changed a bit in production but here it is: https://t.co/Fee2J3ENaT