El Clamato

You can literally just do anything you want

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

I’m going to get forklift certified

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@pete_rizzo_ Is this guy retarded?

[AMERICAN HODL 🇺🇸 @americanhodl8]

URGENT: I’ve seen people saying that they are on vacation and won’t be able to check their coldcard for days until they get back.

If you have one of the affected coldcards and can’t get back in time please call a trusted person, have them go to where your device is stored and walk them through the procedure to transfer funds over FaceTime.

Don’t have a spare key to your house? Have them smash open a window, or kick down a door. I am not joking.

Normally this would obviously be horrible advice but under these circumstances I think it has the potential to save someone’s coins.

Attacks are increasing not decreasing and attackers are starting to crack through the affected mk3’s with pass phrases. There are even credible reports of mk4’s with pass phrases being hit.

You are in a race against motivated and malicious people wanting to steal your wealth.

PLEASE

This is a crazy post. I get it, but we are in crazy times.

If you are in this specific situation, throw the regular rules out the window and do what you must in order to save your coins.

DONT WAIT.

[🎲Entropy Generator🎲 @thebigaston]

I have no dev experience at all. Didn’t study computer science. Proficient with AI vibe coding. Think I fit the build just fine. When do I start? @COLDCARDwallet

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@Bitcoin_phan Copy that

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

Shoot these

[Craig with Programming @Bitcoin_phan]

Reminder that there are clear directions printed on the Coldcard for discarding it once you sweep the funds to a new device.

[Nathan Shortt @shorttsqueeze]

If you book a security consultation using the link below, you'll be speaking with me.

I'll be available all weekend to hop on a call with you, and calendar settings have been updated to accept calls from 9AM - 8PM MT.

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

🚨 A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

Jackass Number Two and a pack of Marlboro reds

Friday night treat

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

If team Snapchat snapchats me one more time I’m going to crash out

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

Hunter Biden for president of Colorado

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

Some ships are friendships but those ships may sink. The best ships are championships and to those ships we drink

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@COLDCARDwallet I like sausages

[COLDCARD @COLDCARDwallet]

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[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@jimcramer Damnit Jim I hate you

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@thebigaston This guy is getting touched by TSA

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@jimcramer Sell everything

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[El Clamato @NathanShortt3]

@PizzaHutCanada I don’t respect you for some reason