Newton

I’ve been here twice. Once was liquor rock bottom and the other is a global pandemic. Be gentle.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@BarDown Oilers up three to nothing.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@frozenpools You thought the Oil we on the bubble…?

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@EdmontonOilers @Jpuljujarvi @cmcdavid97 211

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@tyleryaremchuk You know what they say, never sign crazy.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@McOilers That stupid penalty in the playoffs was about as much slack as I had for the player. Should just add a couple more PTO’s and move on. Can the team bury him? What team wants to trade for a guy who’s just going to miss games?

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@zjlaing At least Archie can have a buddy.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@McOilers @JaniceT93912546 Pretty easy to do the 2+2=Archie on this one.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@michaelianblack “What can I say about the third funniest guy in Stella…?”

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

Now Julia in Boondocks Saints.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

If PRETTY WOMAN starred Willem Dafoe instead. Good God.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@BrentSpiner I don’t see it that way.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@ReptoidRefugee I honestly didn’t know they were all alive still.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@Tys35 I don’t think that word means what you thinka it means.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@janemarielynch Best in Show and A Mighty Wind are truly fantastic but I think Waiting for Guffman just has that special place in my heart. Christoper Guest with a legendary comedy performance.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@thesammyhannah Focus on the ringleader.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@CloudJamSam @ianwcanucks I think some of the high end talent from Germany like Draisatl and Stutzle with potentially an breakout star in Seider could have them better than the Czechs even.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@CloudJamSam @ianwcanucks You mean the ROC, of course. Gotta keep that stiff penalty imposed.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

Damn.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Just when you think he’s done the video gets better and better 😱😱

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@McFreshee @Buster_1_ @Lowetide So many people were wanting to move him out for a second or third. Thankfully he’s back to being an important piece in the quest for the cup.

[Newton @NathanStarfruit]

@junglegeorge77 @jkenney Corn served! Daaaammmm