Nathan Aldridge

From Cornwall, sometimes tell jokes, Archaeology and Anthropology graduate
Palaeobiology MSc graduate

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Hello there

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[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Even cheating the whole tournament couldn't get them the trophy. Thank God #worldcupfinal

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Was that really a freekick? Messi running into Laporte ffs #worldcupfinal

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Absolutely embarrassing half time ahow 🙄
#WorldCupFinal

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

How do you go from Capo Verde v Argentina being an amazing match to Paraguay v France with some of the worse officiating so far in this world cup. Officiating has been poor anyway but this is embarrassing
#FIFAWORLDCUP #Somos26 #paraguayfrance #fifa

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Ilgiz Tantashev is as good a ref as royal mail are at delivering post where I live. Taken 7 working days to find his cards ffs #paraguayfrance #worldcup26 #worldcup #FIFAWORLDCUP #Somos26

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

💣🚨: Arsenal are the first team in premier league history to win the Premier league without conceding a penalty nor a red card..

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Two weeks on the trot @NorthSomersetC have failed to collect our recycling yet pick up everyone else's on the street 🙄

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

@Nathan_Aldri
あなた���出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

@McDonalds Weston-super-Mare, thought it was pokemon cards in Happy Meals until the 17th June (especially as that's what the sign stated and it included a @Pokemon happy meal box), not books? Or are we calling Helen Keller a pokemon now? #McDonalds #happymeal

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Nice to know @RoyalMail don't even attempt to deliver packages anymore and just throw red cards in letter boxes. Been here all day waiting for them to show up, to receive an email claiming I missed them, yet nobody knocked the door and my "red card" was in my neighbours letterbox

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

What an embarrassment, regret staying up all night to watch that 🙄 #PaulTyson

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

You know what, I reckon it was really creepy for the second human when the first started talking. Then probably even scarier when the second replied. Considering the first thought he'd just invented speech

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

I bet when whales first came back to the ocean from going to land the other marine animals were like: Whale whale whale, look what the tide dragged in

#whale #whales #whaleevolution #evolution

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

What scares me the most is new year's Eve in a city, especially when you're not paying any attention and start hearing a lot of bang noises behind you. You never know if it's fireworks or two of the world's shittest duelists #NewYearsEve #NewYearsNightmare

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

The song Three Lions came out in 1996
So if football is in fact coming home now, it's late by 25 years therefore it should be grounded

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

@portugamerifinn @Rollie187 @itvhub Exactly my thoughts right now 😡🤬 absolute piss take yet when you make an account they ask if you want to pay for it so you don't get adverts

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Did you know, Waldo from Where's Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted

[Nathan Aldridge @Nathan_Aldri]

Came for a haircut. By the time I got seen my receding hairline had already won

#covidhumour #haircut