A Slightly Disappointing Salad

Only make salads with lettuce. 🍃

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

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@PietraBrasil1 Sketchy wood business 😈😈😈

[JasonM @jasonmmtl]

@JeffreyLuscombe On March 12th COVID-19 cancelled hockey. On March 12th Canada cancelled COVID-19.

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@PietraBrasil1 Going on a skits mission mate. Gonna catch some choomas

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@PietraBrasil1 Give me.👏 The motherfucking.👏 Tea.👏 Sis. 👏

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@EthanDolan Stop fucking swearing please.

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@PietraBrasil1 I'm baked.

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@Pokay__ Sit down next to him and masturbate.

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@PietraBrasil1 You should get a tattoo of some pizza on your leg

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@PietraBrasil1 Thats rough

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@PietraBrasil1 Yikes sometimes wheelchairs don't work.

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@PietraBrasil1 Just remember, don't rock out with your cock out and expect to just drop, trial, and play, but if she's gonna dine out with her gine out then whip out your pound and go to town.

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I'm running for president of the world. Square up @realDonaldTrump

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So... This hurt.

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@LogCa_ @flewelling2 Everyday from now on. The explosion will happen shortly.

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Anybody who has even a little respect or loyalty to me, I am asking a favour. This twitter account: @flewelling2 is about to go under attack by our community. I need memes, flaming kittens, bombs. Anything you can throw at this account, do it. Our goal? To reign terror unto him.

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