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of the dirt

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

Just met a guy named Gutter Greg. He asked if I wanted to join the Gutter Greg Gang. I asked how many people were in it. He said just him, but quickly followed with “but it could be two.”

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

My ideal woman can fit her hand all the way down the @Pringles can to get the last one

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

White people really hate capitalism until someone brings up Taylor Swift

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

me if you even care

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

Me and the boys getting all gussied up and heading out on a Friday night

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I mean it's one perfect phone call, Michael. What could it lead to, 10 indictments?

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Skill issue

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

@themagicrusbus You would’ve been in this for four years straight

[John Hinckley Jr. Jr. @HinckleyJrJr]

the existence of barbie mount rushmore implies a barbie great sioux war, a barbie custer, a barbie indian appropriations act of 1876

[quentin @q_milli12]

i didn’t “watch” barbie, i sat my male ass down and listened

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

[sober]: every interaction I’ve ever had with another human has been the single most mortifying moment of my entire existence

[one sip of beer, suddenly standing on a table]: any of da shordys in this Wing Stop think they could learn to love a whiteboy with soulful blue eyes 😳?

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

The devil shivers when a white boy cracks a beer after midnight

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

@marthapickens43 I got mine at Ace Hardware

[Nathán @Nathanwarner0]

@themagicrusbus Not true I haven’t seen this man in weeks

[aidan @aidanisonline]

Wrigley Field • Google Review

★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 1 month ago

My son Hot Dogs spent the whole game cowering in fear as uniformed individuals roamed the stadium screaming his name

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I suspect the baby my wife just birthed isn’t mine. it’s so much smaller than me