A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
You won, Leeds. Enjoy Channel 4, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life. You ruined our bid completely so you could have the extra investment. Now I hope you spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.