National Finquirer

National Finquirer

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@LolaKittySLC @pewnce @dot_cocoa @A_affirmations @ililita @WalterWhiteRab1 @CatBrothers6 @timzmom @RatesDaGoldfish @NatsRallyCat @lacscully @GeneralCattis @TheMettaVision @grandpappydeath {sneaks in through the back}

[Rates Da Goldfish 2.0 @RatesDaGoldfish]

[🐟] #AssfishMurder Cranky is...

[National Finquirer @NationalFin]

@A_affirmations @RuvvyMyLuvvy @RatesDaGoldfish Our sources here at the esteemed and fully accredited National Finquirer would like to note to our readers that we can not confirm ANY of these witnesses that say Azure was them!
We didn’t try, but still...!

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@cocoa_dot @RatesDaGoldfish We at the Finquirer are in full support of Cranky! But the biped and the law seem to think otherwise 😯 The truth must be told!

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@LMarqusee @FishFeedNews @RatesDaGoldfish @lacscully Those could be soap suds to try and throw the investigation off track! 😯

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@A_affirmations @RatesDaGoldfish Come on, you were in Scuba gear! Give us something to go on.. or do we have to wait for this to go to trial? #AssfishMurder

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@RatesDaGoldfish Hey @lacscully ! Any comment on the case??

[Rates Da Goldfish 2.0 @RatesDaGoldfish]

[🐟] Finquirer @NationalFin Breaking News! Murder in the tanks! @A_affirmations, @timzmom and @LMarqusee suspects? Story in next post! #AssfishMurder

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@thepoliticalcat @DTrump_Cat @RuvvyMyLuvvy @grandpappydeath @LMarqusee @cocoa_dot @MzspellDena @RatesDaGoldfish @WalterWhiteRab1 @LolaKittySLC @A_affirmations @timzmom @TheMettaVision @FishFeedNews Pssst... get the story. We pay in Glowwy rocks.

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@MochaIvory @GeneralCattis We tried to warn everyone about the Gen’s nip addiction. Now maybe you’ll all acknowledge the aliens, too!

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@A_affirmations @RuvvyMyLuvvy @LMarqusee @timzmom @WalterWhiteRab1 @MzspellDena @grandpappydeath @LolaKittySLC @RatesDaGoldfish @MochaIvory @AlphaCatPA @ForgedInFur @GeneralCattis @Turtlecat9 @Pizzapuff15 @thecatsartist @NatsRallyCat We obtained all footage legally, via the “Shhh Don’t Tell Anyone We Hid Cameras at Da Club” app.

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@LMarqusee @timzmom @WalterWhiteRab1 @MzspellDena @grandpappydeath @LolaKittySLC @A_affirmations @RuvvyMyLuvvy @RatesDaGoldfish @MochaIvory @AlphaCatPA @ForgedInFur @GeneralCattis @Turtlecat9 @Pizzapuff15 @thecatsartist @NatsRallyCat https://t.co/eUALOP5s7G

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@timzmom @LMarqusee @WalterWhiteRab1 @MzspellDena @grandpappydeath @LolaKittySLC @A_affirmations @RuvvyMyLuvvy @RatesDaGoldfish @MochaIvory @AlphaCatPA @ForgedInFur @GeneralCattis @Turtlecat9 @Pizzapuff15 @thecatsartist @NatsRallyCat <sarcasm>
Uh huh. Totally
</sarcasm>

[Rates Da Goldfish 2.0 @RatesDaGoldfish]

[🐟] @NationalFin @GeneralCattis @A_affirmations @RuvvyMyLuvvy

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

@GiraffesInc @katep08 @MisfitsPolitics @MorrisAnimal @6abc @JentoInfinity @PhillyInquirer @pipandbaby @Gormogons @catbreadloaf @RatesDaGoldfish @A_affirmations @MochaIvory @NyoEi @WalterWhiteRab1 @timzmom @LolaKittySLC I was an accomplice as well. Of course, Rates’ untimely demise would not be at all unexpected after the publication of this slanderous waste of tree pulp...😾

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@RuvvyMyLuvvy @GeneralCattis @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @katep08 @MisfitsPolitics @MorrisAnimal @6abc @JentoInfinity @PhillyInquirer @pipandbaby @Gormogons @catbreadloaf @A_affirmations @MochaIvory @NyoEi @WalterWhiteRab1 @timzmom @LolaKittySLC [🐠] No worries, you will be ‘Source 1’ in the story.

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@RuvvyMyLuvvy @GeneralCattis @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @katep08 @MisfitsPolitics @MorrisAnimal @6abc @JentoInfinity @PhillyInquirer @pipandbaby @Gormogons @catbreadloaf @A_affirmations @MochaIvory @NyoEi @WalterWhiteRab1 @timzmom @LolaKittySLC [🐠] I hope I can quote you on that!

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@GeneralCattis @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @katep08 @MisfitsPolitics @MorrisAnimal @6abc @JentoInfinity @PhillyInquirer @pipandbaby @Gormogons @catbreadloaf @A_affirmations @MochaIvory @NyoEi @WalterWhiteRab1 @timzmom @LolaKittySLC Always the Bridesmaid: Finquirer exclusive! General Cattis is finally not the accomplice for once, but actually took the lead- To hide proof that he IS an alien clone!
Next issue.