@natron

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@LRonMexico They say in Starbucks coffee
There are no neutrals there
You either have a Christmas cup
Or plain red satan’s flair

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Teen daughter on the last shot by Wemby: “if I sold that hard I would never show my face again”

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

Dream blunt rotation

[Coach Randy Mazey @CoachMazey]

I’m not joking when I say that Morgantown has turned into the best college baseball atmosphere in the entire country!!! I’ve been to all of them, WE HAVE THE BEST!!! Are you kidding me with this place! Unreal! LET’S GOOO!!!!!!

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@Katerade My mom used to make this microwave fish thing in the 80s that was so gross, we still make fun of it sometimes

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

This is an absurd stat for Rod the Bod

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@briggityboppity I got really high once and thought, “i can wiggle my ears” and from then on I can wiggle my ears

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@BadBart209 if you want to get as weird as possible I'll be here

[Mac Sabbath @MacSabbath]

@officalmacsabbath announces 36 date tour with @GWAR and @@midnightviolators Certain dates with #xcops and #atomicruleband
All dates, information, and Ticket links ON SALE FRIDAY May 1 at https://t.co/SjOQGu43B6

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@ClueHeywood The biggest downside of that place it listening to people drive hellcats up and down the street all night

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@crawf34 mix some bottom shelf bourbon in there

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@figure4pointer Spontaneous human combustion (ie, falling asleep in a recliner with a lit cigarette)

[Kyle J Guy @kylejguy]

Best day of the year. 🏆

[AB @AB84]

yeah bitch suck this mosquito dick

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@who_shot_jgr Operation Eagle Claw II: Electric Boogaloo

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@WAForeskins My parents have been married 50 years and I think that was pretty much their first date

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@ClueHeywood I’m forever loyal to UA because they won me a bunch of money in college winning it all as a 4 seed

[🥴 @HellaADZ]

Hell hole according to people from buttfuck Idaho

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@thereisnojayjay beware of vaginal hubris...

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@HamHock42 You don’t make yinzer uncles in school

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@Crapgame13 Women got to the elite 8 that year too