Tron (parody)💫

These thoughts are my own. Or sometimes stolen from my wife.

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

Must be hard being a #republican and living your life in fear of everything.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The road trip absolutely nobody asked for

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

On the longest day of the year, the sun sets in eastern Brazil before Ireland or Scotland.

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

Let’s go unicorns and scotch! #scotland

[Alex Tiffin @RespectIsVital]

A statue of George Washington has received the #TartanArmy treatment becoming an honorary Glaswegian before Scotland’s opening #WorldCup match against Haiti tomorrow.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons

[Seton O'Connor @HiMyNameIsSeton]

High culture shock
Netherlands in Dallas: 9/10
The stadium is incredible but Dallas to Arlington is a long way to ride your bike

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan Go team boomer!

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan I don’t have money to buy a house but I have money to door dash food twice a day!

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan unfortunately thats what the trashy Americans want…

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan Da faq?

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

HEGSETH: “Threatening commercial ships transiting international waters is piracy.”

ALSO HEGSETH: “Two oil tankers were seized overnight. We’re going to take their 50 million barrels of oil and sell it.

The hypocrisy is unbelievable. These are not serious people.

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan We know it’s never gonna happen

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan I don’t work on Easter. You don’t work on easter.

No one work on Easter!

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

I like watching Messi because my middle school soccer coach yelled at me for lack of “hustle”.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

I mean it’s not rocket science, @NASA

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

The only thing worse than sitting next to a heckler is sitting next to a 10 year old heckler.

[Tron (parody)💫 @NatronVT]

@metallidan @VermontGreenFC

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries named after an A Flock of Seagulls song

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If flat earthers could read they’d be very upset right now