Nats Enquirer

Your source for uninformed opinion, rumors, and misinformation about the Washington Nationals.

[RIIL @RIIL_sports]

Game 3, RIIL Division III Baseball Championships, presented by OrthoRI: Rogers 5, West Warwick 2
Vikings clinch the Division III title series.

[Nick Cantor @cantornick]

Final from McCarthy Field: @RogersVikings 5, @WW_Athletics 2. Vikings capture D3 baseball title with a 2-1 series victory

[Bill Koch @BillKoch25]

Rogers 5, West Warwick 2.

Conor Donahue strikes out the side to cap a complete game.

Vikings won two on the road to capture the title.

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

@SiriusXMFantasy Start Jeff Wilson or Z Moss at flex? 1/2 point ppr. Thanks!

[Bryan Harper @BryanHarper45]

Game winning, series clinching, send em to the World Series HOMERUN!! Are you kidding me?! That’s the shit we dream of as kids!! This is nuts!!

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

For some reason today I can’t stop thinking about that time Davey Johnson called Joe Maddon a “weird wuss” back in June 2012 https://t.co/aOEligx3yZ

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

On this day 10 years ago, @bryceharper3 got mooned in LA during his major league debut. Miss ya, Bryce. @Nationals https://t.co/vbAEPUGlXm

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

@TheWombatsHQ @thewombats Late to the party but was there for @thewombats last Friday in the 518. F**king geniuses!! @TheWombatsHQ

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

Screengrabs are forever

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

And how is YOUR day going?

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

What took you so long, Twitter?Too little, too late.

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

Next: Sudfeld at middle linebacker. Just gotta see what they have there. Need to get it on tape.

[Shomari Stone @shomaristone]

“EXCITEMENT.”
Poppin’ bottles of champagne near the White House.
Thousands celebrate Joe Biden being elected the 46th President of the United States.
#Election2020 #PresidentElectJoe #JoeBiden

[Nats Enquirer @NatsEnquirer]

Loser! LOLOL

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

70 million pissed off republicans and not one city burned to the ground.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

“LONDON — Sighs of relief rippled through capitals of longtime U.S. allies around the world Saturday after Joe Biden became president-elect.” https://t.co/d8aRtGyU8G

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

Note: if you say this debate was a shitshow without noting whose fault it was, you are part of the problem.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This isn’t news, Kellyanne.

Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet.

Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real.

[Kim Thong iLL @wzzntzz]

<extremely loud fart sound, one that enters a black hole and loops through space & time and comes out of the president's asshole mouth>

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Thanks, I’m fine. But everyone better vote.