Freewheeling Time Bandit

Street walking-cheetah with a heart full of napalm

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While you're busy with your Fitbit I'm busy on @Neopets

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@PaolaNotPaolo Whatta time 😅🤣

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@parrots @PaolaNotPaolo Congratulations to you both, but an extra congratulations to you Curtis for achieving the feat of making me cry at a tweet. 🥹 you guys are the cutest. So excited for y’all 🥂

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@isEqualToDan Im sorry this is happening to you. Ts&Ps m’friend

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@lindadong A beautiful and historic mani for sure! ✨💅✨

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#WWDC Pro Tip: Don't forget to get a dope mani before checking in. Too cool @lindadong 💅🏼

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@PaolaNotPaolo Happy margarita day Alfie. Your Tia Natalia loves you very much.

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@LinasSimkus @pjmatlock 1.66 at most

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@isEqualToDan For a second I was hoping we didn’t have to pay taxes

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@PaolaNotPaolo @parrots Happy Birthday CJ ✨🎂✨

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@isEqualToDan Sarai!!!!! Hello, Sarai! 🥰

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@isEqualToDan Y’all named that baby yet or nah?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Your reminder that Amy Coney Barrett was nominated by an impeached president who lost the popular vote by 3 million, and will be confirmed by GOP senators representing 11 million fewer Americans than their Democratic colleagues — after Obama's pick couldn't even get a vote.

[NoelNacho 🎄 @NeoNacho]

Programmers be like “I have a type” and it’s always string

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When Beyoncé goes to parties does she ever dance or is it one of those things like karate where you know it but you never use it unless you really really HAVE to?

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@nmarkpork Nah chill, you’re just luscious.

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@PaolaNotPaolo You wrote this post in English but I’m definitely recieving your frustration in Spanish.

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@steveintransit @PaolaNotPaolo Yeahhh... I’ve just made it a habit to always keep a bandanna around my neck so as soon as I enter someone’s orbit I’m ready.

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@digimarktech I've very partial to late 90s. Current Vibe: Da Rockwilder - Method Man | Twinz - Big Pun

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

ASMR for developers

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@isEqualToDan Wow, I heard this tweet. 🤣

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@NeoNacho Barely. I was so little when it all started.