Gui InDaHouse

Capitão João Goiaba. ain't that deep

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

you up?

[Gui InDaHouse @NaturalWilld]

leve leve

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Have a great day 👍

[B24 @B24PT]

🤣

[the clobbererrrrr @councilofeggs]

got me crying what the hell are you saying goat

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Perfect.

[fuzilante 🧮 @gusinater]

insane find

[Kacper Olejniczak @OlekKier]

@Anthony_Bonato Legendary:

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

"I will teach myself mathematics from books."
The books:

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Happy 54th birthday to Jeremy Renner!

[َ @Varca_Owner]

mf dropped a banger quote and then won 4 balon d'ors and 4 champions leagues more 😭😭😭...

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

🏎️

[Si @sighIess]

Yeaaaah jus drunk drive bro. go slow or sumn

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

@amazingmap

[J☔ @Shadygize]

I still can’t believe Balotelli set his house on fire with fireworks, scored in the derby right after, and hit us with ‘Why Always Me?’ Such a crazy guy🤣🤣

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

NOW HOW DID HE DO THAT OMFG😭???

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

one of my favorite videos is these geese seeing a meteor over portugal. I love how they’re curious, but not scared. and how they talk to each other after.

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

If you think José Mourinho's rants are wild, his first ever rant was completely insane.

In 2000, Mourinho had only 8 career matches as a coach, when his Benfica player, Sabry, called him out in public.

Mourinho's reply was crazy.

"It's not easy for a coach to like a player who has an absurd average of offsides per game, that doesn't know how to position himself, that runs away from the pressure in away matches, that in the last few games was 3 times one on one with the goalkeeper and didn't score a goal, that at half-time, when I'm more aggressive, goes to the secretary to complain and say he's afraid of me. It's not easy for a coach to like a player like this. Then he says I never speak with him and the relationship is not correct. I have a little book about my individual meetings with the players, everything is there. With Sabry, who says I never speak with him, I had 7 individual meetings. Not one, not two, seven. And of the seven meetings, three of them were in the past 4 days. I spoke with him, but he doesn't like the things I tell him. Then he says that playing only 20 minutes in a match is little for him. Well, the only time he played only 20 minutes was against Paços de Ferreira, when he took 8 minutes just to put on his boots. Sabry left me a message via the media, so I feel perfectly confortable leaving him a message via the media as well. So I want to leave a message to Sabry and to the fans: This is Benfica, not Paok Salonica [Sabry's former club]."

José Mourinho was a head coach for a little over a month.

Insane😂