Goat Messi🐐

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[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Greatest Tweet of all time!🐐

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm leaving. Messi, take over.

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

A publicação mais curtida de Neymar no Instagram 🐐
A publicação mais curtida de Cristiano no Instagram 🐐
A publicação mais curtida de Messi no Instagram 🐐

Eu não preciso dizer mais nada.

[. @cfcire]

sorry ass bitches still mad he ruined your summer😂😂😂

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Ni**a its 50 MILLIONS, not 50 cents!

[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

cant negotiations take like 10 mins?

- Barcelona: We want Rodri for 50M

-Man City: No, add more

- Barcelona: We can do 55M

- Man City: Add little more

- Barcelona: 55M+ 5 add ons

- Man City: Accepted

This shouldn’t take more than 10 mins tbh.

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

40 is not that old.

[C H E R I F 🏴‍☠️#FREE 🇨🇲 @mhdkira]

Ce qui me fait mal c’est qu’ils sont tous vieux aujourd’hui ou mort.

La vie c’est rapide

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Here we go to Madrid in January.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 Arne Slot confirms he wants to take club job instead of national team job: “At this stage of my career, I prefer to see myself on the training pitch with my players every day. Something that is simply not possible in the same way with a national team”.

“It would be a great honor to represent my country as national coach one day. However, this was not the right moment for me”, told Voetbal International.

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Man city collecting 100M+ midfielders like Epstein committing crimes.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City have CONCRETE interest in Enzo Fernández.

This is no longer just an enquiry. Enzo Maresca knows the midfielder well and wants him at Manchester City!

Enzo’s future is expected to be decided in the coming days, and there is currently NO GUARANTEE that he will stay at Chelsea.

— @gastonedul

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

I don't know but I feel the word fuck sounds too aggressive. Sex sounds a lot calmer and intimate.

[Diana 🦋💘 @dianakpp]

How do you politely tell someone you wanna fvckk?

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Introverts explained.

[Miilato @miiilato]

me losing all my humour and social skills the moment someone I don't know joins the conversation

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

As a man I agree.

[kay @princesamiffy]

men are so genuinely cold and mean when they don’t like you romantically, it’s scary

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Cats maybe? Or sparrows, they look angry always.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

The entire footballing world needs a Kounde-Saliba swap deal.

[Managing Barça @ManagingBarca]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Arsenal are interested in signing Jules Koundé!

Arsenal value his versatility, as he can play both centre-back and right-back.

Barcelona are open to offers for the French defender.

[@sport] 🔴⚪️

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

What??? Just 3.5M??? Why is Barça not getting him? Even if we sign Julian he can be our Ferran replacement for cheap.

[Nerazzurri Society @nerazzurriSoci_]

🚨 BREAKING: Inter set to extend Pio Esposito until 2031! ⚫️🔵🇮🇹

Contract worth just over €3.5M per season with bonuses.

Final details being ironed out, but the renewal is considered 99% done.

— @NicoSchira

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Yea and none of my known ones too.

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Dating apps are the biggest scam. They are designed to make you waste time in their app and not to find your soulmate.

[v @allohhomorraa]

A part of me just knows that I cannot find the love of my life on a dating app

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Nah man we need him as 2nd keeper please. A loan move please.

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

❗️Áron Yaakobishvili has decided to leave Barcelona because he was not satisfied with the third keeper role.

Laporta met with his agent two days ago, and they discussed his future.

He may leave on loan or be sold with a buy-back option.

— @mundodeportivo

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

English Gerard Romero😂

[indykaila News @indykaila]

🚨 MANCHESTER UNITED FANS… THE WAIT IS OVER.

Tonight at 10PM on @X…We will BREAK EXCLUSIVE NEWS

Not a rumour. Not a “source close to”.
EXCLUSIVE 💣

Stay locked in 🔒

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Any other club will get atleast 30M for him but knowing my club and especially Deco we will sell him for 12M or less.

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 NEW: Hector Fort will leave the club this transfer window.

— @JijantesFC

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

You are more likely to get rejected with a Masters degree than with no degree. Thats the inverted yield curve for education at present.

[alyssa😢 @lesscoolalyssa]

Yes I graduated with a Masters degree. Yes I’m getting rejected from jobs without even an interview. We exist.

[Goat Messi🐐 @NatureL62043152]

Don't forget your roots💪

[BarcaTimez @BarcaTimezz]

🚨🎙️| Ronald Araujo: Liverpool is a MASSIVE club, but let’s be honest,Barcelona is the BIGGEST club in football history. #transfers 🦍🇺🇾