Naughty Rubio

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

@okcthunder In words of mother Russia famous boxer, “I must break you.” #OKCatUTA

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

In Spain, “thunder” literally means stupid.

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

Time to bring the naughty to the paughty #UTAatOKC

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

I don’t always spank Grizzlies, but when I do, I prefer sitting on a bench. #takenote #MEMatUTA

[Karl Maphone @KarlMaphone]

It’s not Karl’s fault the stove was still hot. But Karl’s hand paid the price. #hotstove #dammit

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

As my body slid across the floor and collided with the chairs, I immediately thought, “ouch!”
#takenote #MINatUTA 💪🦁

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

I feel strongly about this. Men watching @TheWiggles by themselves doesn’t mean anything weird is happening. #offnight #takenote

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

@CIndyAbawi Amazing. I thought if I wore my jazz warm-ups nobody would recognize me. Thanks for talking about how good I look. You r welcome. #FoodInHoodies

[Karl Maphone @KarlMaphone]

Squirrels or no squirrels, Karl won’t let it ruin his day🐿🌲🚔 #retired

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

On my nights off, I sometimes get little bit crazy and eat babies food. Thx @GerberLife #thanksgiving #takenote

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

Good news guys. I managed to grab a fist-full of hardens beard hair. I will talk to our old friends at the @EnergySolutions and see if we can grow our own Harden Garden #HardenGarden #takenote #HOUatUTA

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

I may play left handed tonight. Don’t want to finish them off too quickly. #HOUatUTA #takenote 🦁💪

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

Rockets tonight? Please. Battle of the beards. News flash: I win. #takenote #HOUatUTA 💪🦁

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

Uhg. Tuesday mornings are the worst.🤮

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

Five years ago today I was as good looking as I am today. #memories #liontatoo 🦁💪 #takenote

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

If I could come back as any NBA player, I’d pick Dirk. But only smaller, with dark long hair slicked back and a lion tatoo. And then I’d change my name to Ricky Rubio 🦁💪 #takenote

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

How many assists will I have tonight? Person who guesses correctly will get to re-wet my hair during time outs at next home game. Good luck #utahjazz #DALatUTA

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

@utahjazz @ZionsBank I’m #1

[Naughty Rubio @NaughtyRubio]

@utahjazz Maybe next kid that comes by can get a Rubio Lion Tatoo?