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[olajide paris @OlajideParis]

@thirdmetax I love this. Meanwhile you have clueless athletes crying that people don't understand that $10m or $100m is not enough...

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

THE GOLDEN AGE!!!

[Dummy The God Of Killstreak Ⅰ @KillstreakDummy]

@MutantDrill "Fat bitches fighting over food"

[Synn @Synnashh]

@MutantDrill “Fat bitches fighting over food” 😭😭😭????

[WillAtd1996 @WAtd1996]

@JerkMangaka @OldInternetFeel He was clearly getting into the mental mindset of the action hero espionage spy

[𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖔 | Elexo 🆖🎨 @elexsoul]

@elaifresh My favorite one of these vids was when someone said "Manko Juice" instead "Mango Juice"
Manko - meaning pussy in Japanese 😭😭

[Elai @elaifresh]

This is the funniest shit I ever heard I need all the clankers to talk like this

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They were bickering like a bunch of little kids😂😂😂

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

Boomer men are natural pit bulls in the way they very clearly want to brutally kill all younger competition, have lead poisoning, onset dementia, rough upbringings they never got over, and they watch 12 hours of network TV a day where some 70 year old is killing young punks

[˗ˏˋ 𝐝𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐥𝐚 ˎˊ˗ @CountDakulas]

nobody wants to train anyone anymore: it is a FACT that 80% of jobs can be TAUGHT but no employer wants to put in the work.

also, degrees were 100% scams to keep millennials and later gens in debt with no guaranteed job opportunities. you can't change my mind, either. (:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The people who say WFH is a bad thing clearly haven’t experienced the good version of it.

Waking up 10 minutes before work instead of sitting in an hour of traffic. Logging off without another miserable commute home. Cooking your own meals. Spending more time with your family. Getting hours of your day back.

Seriously… what’s the downside?

[Jake @JakeJPetrie]

@DamnNoWay I don't know if you guys ever cook with a cast iron. It's nothing like that.

[Strong and Jacket @strongandjacket]

@DamnNoWay But you’re forgetting that the rock sauce is like a zip sauce.

[taint mccrae @SCARiELY]

I’m so happy this is making the rounds again

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely DO NOT like annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or map out my five-year career plan. My career goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[Malina 🐊🌷🫧💛 @PlushieAddict63]

@amalahourly The second wave of shock when the malcom x verse came up I'M CRYINGGG 😭

[ຸ @amalahourly]

her reaction to yuno miles 😭😭

[Connor 🔍👀 @McConnortock]

“The salt is supposed to prevent sticking, it doesn’t always work that way” fucking annihilates me and she’s only 5 seconds into the demonstration

[Arrow @soyusuardo]

IM OUT OF MANA, BUT NOT OF OPTIONS.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.