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[Danni Dyer 🤌🏼 @nursedoubled]

Anyways here’s her icon looks ✨

[🪬🍒👽 @NazTheAlien]

@niyetsel .

[alya (follow limited!!) ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @alya_stfu]

reading this book as a kid genuinely changed my brain chemistry, i still believe this to this day

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar, and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut

is an INSANE order on the first date, I woulda left right after that lmaooo

[Dera II @Neutral_OC]

Father encouraging his son with a limb disability to keep trying until he finally learns to feed himself. 🥺❤️‍🩹

[Lu Lu💕 @LucciVee]

I know its not supposed to be funny but in the opening scene of “Scream” when Drew is like “listen asshole” & the killer goes “no u listen u little BITCH! Hang up on me again & i’ll gut u like a fish…understand?” Be crackin me tf UP every time😭🤣

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I once heard my boss man say to another employee “You know John, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box” and without skipping a beat the guy replied “Welp boss man, a sharp pencil is a sign it ain’t never done a lick of work”. I think about that to this day.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @THEH0RRORKID]

Catherine O’Hara you will be missed

[Ctrl.T 🐆 @ctrlthelma]

“We regret to inform you”

You will regret you informed me😭

[trash jones @jzux]

you don't want to hear this but your airport self is your true self

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

be HOURS early

[Jalen ⛎︎ @ThetaOphiuchi12]

Fuck Saturn in Pisces

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

How people who wake up at 5am think people see them

[Chris Bohjalian @ChrisBohjalian]

“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” — Mark Twain

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Pablo Picasso once said:
“My mother told me: if you become a soldier, you will become a general. If you become a monk, you will become pope. But I was a painter and I became Picasso.”

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

Please stop letting people who read 48 laws of power and rich dad poor dad talk shit to you.

[777 @dessszn]

hangin a piece of mistletoe from my back pocket so y'all can kiss my ass

[Pitbull @pitbull]

DALEEE