Chinazom ⭐️

Data Analyst 📊 || Imago Dei 😇

[Chinazom ⭐️ @Nazzyozor]

We might eat late, but best believe, we must eat.

[Chinazom ⭐️ @Nazzyozor]

@zillionokoye Interested. Hope I’m not late

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You cannot out-hustle a failed government.

You cannot out-pray a failed government.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

Behold, Nigeria’s smartest con artist, who was somehow able to get an appointment letter from the presidency, smuggle the name of his agency into the budget, find the high level documents necessary to open an official CBN account, employed staff, got an office in the Federal Secretariat, got a budget for his office, was able to summon and have meetings with ambassadors and international business people, probably had a diplomatic passport. And magically made the only person who could prove his story die tragically in a hotel fire that killed only one man days before he could be questioned. A superhero. A genius. Houdini would be proud. We believe you.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

This story is actually insane and nobody is talking about it, and the key witness has apparently died in a hotel fire.

Prince Adeniyi Adeyemi accused Femi Gbajabiamila of collecting ₦400 million from him for a ₦600 million deal for the appointment to become DG of Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council (PFIPC), the Chief of Staff was said to have demanded 48% of the agency’s ₦24 billion take-off grant.

Prince Adeyemi said 48% is too much. There was a little disagreement apparently, and on 11 June 2026, Gbajabiamila, in his capacity as Chief of Staff, issued a public statement saying the PFIPC was not an official government body.

Prince Adeyemi wrote a petition to the police and named the middleman who was the witness to everything that happened.

The middle man, who is the key witness to the transaction died a day after that petition.
Prince Adeyemi wrote for the investigation of the man’s mysterious death, and also claimed there are multiple assasinanation attempts on his life.

He also claimed his phone was particularly stolen in one of the attempts and they are refusing to help him track it.

Gbajabiamila claims the company does not exist and that Prince Adeyemi is telling lies, but the 2026 Appropriation Act currently contains a ₦1.3 billion budget allocation for the PFIPC on page 50 and 51.

So how did a “non-existent”agency receive a budget allocation?
The criminality happening under Tinubu is abysmal.
Why is this not making the news?

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

second half of the year

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

For you to fight for Nigeria, you have to fight Nigerians

[Emmanuel Clement @EmmanuelCl71145]

Mbappe is a better World Cup goalscorer than Messi cause he scored 18 goals in lesser games but Messi is not a better goalscorer than Ronaldo with same logic

[Big E 👑 @ebukahhhh]

You people need stop this nonsense kuli kuli and akara jokes, it is not funny. It gets to a point!!!

Everyone is busy making Al generated images and laughing, it is not funny, IT HAS NEVER BEEN.

Humor can't be our copium forever, we can't keep laughing our way to doom!!!

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[Berlisse🤍 @BerlofMonaco]

All this akara jokes are actually very stupid

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Some of you genuinely do not deserve good things.

[Samuel A. Adeyemi @samuelpoetry]

I don later join one. For two weeks now, I neva read their messages. I am the problem.

[Chinazom ⭐️ @Nazzyozor]

Type shit 😂

[Adigun! @max_benlien]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ESQUIRE WEY DEY FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Eneegmanuelllll]

Implication of this is that the woman selling Akara in this area won't be able to feed her children for at least 3 days 💔 💔 💔 💔

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

Awolowo said he doesn't want the children of his cooks or drivers to turn out to be cooks and drivers themselves, reason he made sure free and qualitative education was available to all in the Western region.

People dey defend frying Akara as economic empowerment in 2026

[Jesse Jagz Abaga @Jessejagz]

Dem wan make your pikin dey hawk for street while their own use convoy waka.

[007🇦🇷🇪🇸 @onlyonekhalid_]

omo wetin dey worry this babe nau?
which one be you want lashes? i no dey beat women abeg oo.

[Chinazom ⭐️ @Nazzyozor]

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