Noelle Taylor

UF // premed// doing my best // she/her

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

The views today were ✨immaculate✨

[neo ಇ stinky brained @punyparker]

the fact that jake had this planned ever since he started his family is probably the funniest thing to me

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

@Alexhan25 Like permanently?

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

Dude I lost my car the other night for like 30 minutes in my own house (he was behind the water boiler in my pantry) and had a full blow melt down / panic attack. I will be so mentally unwell when any of my animals die.

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

[Katïnå👄Alęxândria @Insideandria]

a father….not knowing….his own child or children’s physician….the things they’re allergic to, the teacher’s names, etc is negligence to me. stop putting it all on the woman to know all that information. last time I checked, y’all both made that baby.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

First time back to the dentist in 4 years and I’m told I have to go and get all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed. I’m blowed.

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

I really can’t stop myself from saying “it’s am omen” when I see a crow.

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

I genuinely cannot wait for this Sunday.

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

GOOD MORNING and WOW

[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

If I could punch high school Noelle in the face I absolutely would with no hesitation.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

It’s wild that landlords can deny people a place to live based on a credit score, but paying rent on time doesn’t count towards people’s credit score.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

losing my mind, just offered the aisle seat to the guy sitting between me and my gf on a flight, and he said he’d rather stay in the middle seat between us

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled

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[Noelle Taylor @NbTaylor]

I am in fact obsessed.