Decolonize grassroots legislative bodies.
Nyandarua is 99.9% monoethnic.
Why enforce English as the transaction language in county assemblies when no English person votes there? I've observed Germans, French, Chinese, and Russians all struggling with English yet their nations far surpass Kenya in development, infrastructure cleanliness, and functional public services despite being non-English dominant. Still, a segment of traumatized Kenyan millennials, scarred by the punitive colonial education system, clings to the delusion that English fluency equals enlightenment, intellectual sophistication, and prosperity.
County assemblies must permit members to conduct legislative business in their preferred language.
A promiscuous simpleton and skunk who spent his senior years sleeping with women instead of building a lasting legacy died yesterday from the consequences of Diabetes and Hypertension.
His fellow TikTok dickheads are saying "he lived well."
Men who waste their years on debauchery and lustful behaviours will be slayed by Lilith, the demon of lust, die like stray dogs, buried in their shameful history, and left to rot away forever.
Lustful men will be prematurely killed by diseases, depression or felony.
Just to remind you that manliness has nothing to do with the holes that your dick has visited.
Manliness is about building meaningful ideas, inspiring the younger men and crafting a lasting legacy of creativity and innovation that leaves the world a better place than you found it.
Manliness is about leadership.
Leading. Building. Inspiring.
Manliness is about self-respect and self-discipline.
Also, again, women are gullible and mostly retarded.
How does a woman sleep with an evidently malnourished, alcoholic caricature of a man?
If your life is about chasing women, then you are a foolish man.
Lilith, the demon of lust, will devour you to damnation.
#ManDay
This is called a HAEMODIALYSIS CATHETER.
It is for patients undergoing dialysis.
It is inserted into a patient's chest through the internal jugular vein.
The red port cannula is the arterial lumen that draws deoxygenated blood out of the patient's body and sends it to the dialysis machine for cleaning.
The blue cannula is the venous lumen that carries cleaned, filtered blood from the dialysis machine back into the patient's bloodstream.
This catheter stays in a patient's body for 6 - 12 weeks, or even longer, depending on medical decisions, before being replaced with a permanent fistula.
A healthy kidney filters your blood 400 times per day, while a dialysis machine does so only 2 times a week, for about 5 hours per session.
Dialysis patients have to arrive at the renal unit as early as 3 am, twice a week.
Not even a dialysis machine can replace the efficiency of a healthy kidney.
Therefore, take care of your kidneys.
#FoodFriday
Wanjiku just got a piercing and her ear began swelling up. Her mother also has a similar scar on her tummy after a surgical procedure done years ago. They believe this is a family curse and Wanjiku is stressed about the swelling since everyone asks about it.
Story & Thread 🧵
Satanists, murderers, pedophiles, homewreckers are meeting at Safari Park for a National Satanic ritual in the name of a prayer breakfast while students have died from a fire tragedy at the Utumishi Girls Academy in Nakuru.
In 1879, Ugandan healers were performing cesarean sections with a survival rate that stunned European doctors—while much of the "civilized" world still saw the procedure as a death sentence.
British explorer Robert Felkin documented the operation in detail. The surgeon used banana wine as an antiseptic, herbal anesthetics to manage pain, and cauterization with a hot iron to control bleeding. The mother survived. The baby survived. The technique worked.
This wasn't primitive luck. It was sophisticated medical knowledge passed down through generations—refined, systematic, life-saving.
Yet the dominant narrative tells us modern medicine arrived in Africa with colonizers and that before European intervention, the continent had no science, no innovation, no expertise.
But here's the contradiction: if African medical practices were so "backward," why were European observers documenting them with awe? Why were these techniques—rooted in empirical observation and botanical knowledge—producing outcomes that Europe itself struggled to achieve until the late 19th century?
The Buganda Kingdom had what the British Empire didn't: working cesarean sections that saved lives.
So what else were we doing that got erased, ignored, or rebranded as "discovered" by someone else?
Sources:
- Felkin, R. W. (1884). "Notes on Labour in Central Africa." Edinburgh Medical Journal
- Ajayi, J. F. (1965). Christian Missions in Nigeria 1841-1891. Northwestern University Press
Credit: African Echo
Waking up this morning was a true test of character. A Friday morning, in whatever weather that decided to show up, honestly deserves bonus pay. I mean, Fridays in good weather already need some emotional flex… and then there’s today.
If you made it to work by 8am, you’re elite.