Kenya could be the most hated country in Africa if it were playing in the World Cup. Just imagine Ruto attacking the Burkina Faso president, supporting the RSF, being a friend to Emmanuel Macron, allowing Ebola into East Africa, and supporting Israel against Palestine.
I know the person who used to send Margaret outfits, when Ruto regime took over she was asked by Rachael’s team to send her best designs for her(Rachael) to try them out. Alituma suitcases zimejaa Nguo and never heard from them again 😂 mikora walidhani hiyo ni kazi their clueless asses wanaeza jifanyia ona sasa.
My father told me to change every bank card PIN five minutes after the divorce. I obeyed. That same night, my ex-husband and his mistress racked up a $990,000 bill at Aurum House—until the waiter said one sentence that froze them.
Right after the judge signed the decree, Dad grabbed my wrist: “Emily, change every PIN right now. Don’t trust grief or guilt.”
I sat on a courthouse bench and updated all ten cards.
Daniel walked past with Vanessa on his arm. He smirked, “Some women don’t know how to keep a man.”
I smiled back: “Some men don’t know how to read a bank statement.”
Uber driver:Ni wantam ama tutam?
Me: kila mtu ataamua tam yake kwa balot
Few seconds later: unaona kama huyu mtu atakubali kutoka kwa kiti?
Me: Tutajua siku ya kura
NIS think they're sleek🤣🤣