Muokiiiiiiiiii🖇

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance.

[First♧ Generation° @FGeneration001]

Millennials hukua aje lakini, sasa mnaniuliza maswali nilijibu kwa CV..yes I have 10yrs experience at 21😂😂😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kenya could be the most hated country in Africa if it were playing in the World Cup. Just imagine Ruto attacking the Burkina Faso president, supporting the RSF, being a friend to Emmanuel Macron, allowing Ebola into East Africa, and supporting Israel against Palestine.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I know the person who used to send Margaret outfits, when Ruto regime took over she was asked by Rachael’s team to send her best designs for her(Rachael) to try them out. Alituma suitcases zimejaa Nguo and never heard from them again 😂 mikora walidhani hiyo ni kazi their clueless asses wanaeza jifanyia ona sasa.

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Good kids tunangoja giza iingie tufunge curtains ,tukule na tulale

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Kuna mtu huku alisema we're all a kienyeji to someone and I have to admit, that's one of my favorite tweets on this app

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Kenya counterfeit authority wakifika kwa fake friends wataanza na mimi 😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Hata Nimekuja kubadilisha nguo tu, Ndio nirudi”

[𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒉 @_HerMajestee]

My father told me to change every bank card PIN five minutes after the divorce. I obeyed. That same night, my ex-husband and his mistress racked up a $990,000 bill at Aurum House—until the waiter said one sentence that froze them.

Right after the judge signed the decree, Dad grabbed my wrist: “Emily, change every PIN right now. Don’t trust grief or guilt.”

I sat on a courthouse bench and updated all ten cards.

Daniel walked past with Vanessa on his arm. He smirked, “Some women don’t know how to keep a man.”

I smiled back: “Some men don’t know how to read a bank statement.”

[🇪🇸2017 Dybala 🇦🇷 @_justvic1]

You get into tiktok comment section and realize you're not even in the top 2 billion funniest people on earth.

[MotherOfPassports @WinnieRioba]

Someone said if it comes to “South Africa Vs Morocco” they will support “Vs” 💀💀💀

[Kagiaᵀᴹ @_akiwewe]

"Enda ukuje na uyo mtu ulifanya na yeye kitendo siezi tibu ugonjwa nusu"

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.

[Mzee Mzima ,EGH 🇰🇪 @Just_memeKe]

Laikipia residents after 2 weeks

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Guys, I confronted someone today and didn't cry. Please clap.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Shame on You ! @WilliamsRuto

[Maina @Maina_Bajie]

Kenya has graduates doing internships longer than courses.

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

Uber driver:Ni wantam ama tutam?
Me: kila mtu ataamua tam yake kwa balot
Few seconds later: unaona kama huyu mtu atakubali kutoka kwa kiti?
Me: Tutajua siku ya kura
NIS think they're sleek🤣🤣

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

You guys are trying to get rich to take care of parents who didn’t try to get rich to take care of you!😭