Broke N Bad

like a nigga with white neighbours everybody knows I'm here

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Did the goons who went to All Saints file a notice?

[Msenangu @IamWanjiru_]

That news segment on KTN on Ruto's lies should be aired every single day adi election day.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto has increased the duty-free allowance for returning travellers from Sh39,000 to Sh260,000

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The Kenyan budget has KSh 101 billion that has been budgeted as “Other Operating Expenses” This is budgeted corruption.

[I am Chege @_James041]

After burning people inside Kiambaa Church, he bought the land trying to erase history he wrote using petrol and a matchstick. We shall remind them even in there deathbeds that innocent blood cannot go in vain.

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

Picha za 2027 mnatoa wapi

Pesa za SHA watalipa

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Lakini tuambiane tu ukweli, your soul mate can never be a woman with another mans kid 🤣🤣. Hyo ni uongo

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

If you want to know Tweets written by Ruto himself, ukuwa ivi.

Bad grammar, sentence construction mbovu and whack punctuation.

That tweet ya Leo Ni yake.

[Wachera @NiWachera]

Gachagua is and has always been a state project. Wajinga waliisha Kenya 💩

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

After MPs criticized the Finance Bill, 2026 in public, 308 of the 348 MNA APPROVED it. 186 avoided Parliament, 122 VOTED for the Bill. 40 stayed in the Chambers and VOTED per their conscience. 2027 is next year. Kenyans will hold relevant political parties/MPs accountable.

[Osama Bin Laden @Osama254_]

Hapo mwisho President angemaliza na ‘Dinywa’! Ingekuwa a banger tweet.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The High Court has just shut down the construction of a State House lodge, airstrip & golf course inside Imenti Forest.

Forests aren’t for concrete. Nature has won today !

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Kama sio wig mtu anaweza fikiria ni Onyango Tate 😂😂

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Your favourite tuterm puresidenteee is melting down🤣🤣🤣🤣ata afadhali uhuru aliondokea social media instead ya kurant lol....

[Brena @Breany_22]

Just saw a clip of Obinna asking kina Chaxxy if they'd go if summoned by Ruto and he tried justifying the reasons for summoning expecting them to say yes only for these guys to say they've declined before juu wanajua nothing meaningful comes from it😭💀

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

“Abduction Network” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Saw this on TikTok 😂si hapa mmekuja sana.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Ruto amedanganya hadi anashangaa ni nani huyo KTN wanaoneshana akidanganyana.

Anaona kama si yeye.

😭😭

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

"Wewe ni mama yangu lakini sikutaki, mimi nitabaki na Daddy." Drama as a young Kikuyu man rejects his biological mother who tried to forcefully take him from his father after parents separated.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Huyu boys anasema mambo aliona jela ajawahi ona kwa hii dunia .