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Sometimes I do stuff. Sometimes I do things. It just depends on the day. Probably beneath the dignity of some office.

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@MarioNawfal @realDonaldTrump Which one of the two is in the Epstein files?

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@Gunblaze1969 Why did Va Tech take Mariano Rivera’s entrance song?

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@RapidResponse47 Which one of those guys is in the Epstein Files?

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@GregJaffe Xi Jinping also purged military leaders recently. That has not gone well.

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@HeltonGeo @Sudharsan_ak Finishing it isn’t the same as starting it.

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@3YearLetterman Looks like this is actually Bastille Day, the French equivalent of Black Friday.

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@Breaking911 Wrong. This is Bastille Day, the French equivalent of Black Friday.

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@WhiteHouse The narcissistic passport.

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@Republicans That’s good, because he isn’t the Affordability President.

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@Bubblebathgirl They’re not going to prosecute a kid for trying to get a souvenir of the shit show that was this project.

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@NBCNews Now explain the algae

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@BasilHerby @nytimes @TheAthleticFC If only there was an article that explained your questions.

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@atrupar “I mean, the amount of crimes that have been committed over the past year alone make Watergate seem like a misdemeanor.”

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@barstoolsports I’m starting to like him.

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@JohnLeFevre Socialism? What are you talking about?

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@Top100Rick Was it $160,000 for the entire weekend? Or just one night and one day of golf?

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@WhiteHouse If you say the lie enough then maybe enough people will believe it.

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@NYG_23 @RapSheet He can play in the NFL, just not the 2026-2027 season. They aren’t holding a supplemental draft. He’s still able to enter the draft next year.

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@FoxNews If you say it enough times enough people will start to believe it.

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@FoxNews It was Congress. And it was $34M.