Ted Jenkins

Trying out this twitter deal. I dunno.

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@yolitorosentado Hi Yolanda! I can’t DM you but I’d like to help. I’m located in Phoenix and would love to drop off supplies that are needed. DM me info. ❤️

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@olivegarden So cool, you guys are the greatest. What's your favorite? I'm eyeing those veggie noodles. What low carb brewskis do you have?

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@olivegarden Brenda says that carbs aren't good if you're a pre diabeetis like me. What low carb meals do you have for bigger dudes?

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@MerzPHAC Bring back your gun control tweets, no one cares about HVAC

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

I'm calling on @RepDavid to return $15,950 in NRA contributions. We deserve leaders who will stand up to the gun lobby and prioritize protecting our children and keeping our communities safe. #VoteCourage

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

I'm calling on @JeffFlake to return $18,400 in NRA contributions. We deserve leaders who will stand up to the gun lobby and prioritize protecting our children and keeping our communities safe. #VoteCourage

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

I'm calling on @SenJohnMcCain to return $37,450 in NRA contributions. We deserve leaders who will stand up to the gun lobby and prioritize protecting our children and keeping our communities safe. #VoteCourage

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

Hey @truTV, thanks for ordering more eps of @GethardShow. It TRUly is one of the best things on TV & I respect you for taking a chance on this uniquely important outlet for absurdism & empathy. We plan to reciprocate the support you've shown us every way we can. Love, A GethHead

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@GethardShow NNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!! (The noise I make when I think about losing Tom Petty)

[John Corbeau @RealJohnCorbeau]

When you just had intercourse and lasted more tham 3 minutes #health #FeelGoodFriday

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@RealJohnCorbeau I told you not to punt those 'za rolls at me bro, next time I'll call the feds https://t.co/0coxUlmEe7

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

21 pictures that prove how bizarre our world is https://t.co/Ig0xTiP1X4

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

#unlikelyaxebodysprays Baby vomit. lol I remember those days right Benda?

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@Applebees WHOA, that's a great deal! I dunno, I've been craving a bloomin' onion. Whats up over at @Outback? You gotta steak deal?

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

Today was payday so I'll probably take Brenda and the girls to @outback or maybe @Applebees tonight. Whose got the best deals to offer?

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

Everyone follow my man Corbeau, he's got great twits https://t.co/mnChq1FYfe

[John Corbeau @RealJohnCorbeau]

how do i get more followers? #ineedbeats

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

#FlashbackFriday remember when the inernet wasn't a thing? lol

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@RealJohnCorbeau @dad2summit A room full of dads, hanging out will always make me #smile

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

I had no idea there was someting like @dad2summit! So many great dads in one place you know i'm there!

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@RealJohnCorbeau What's queso? Is that some kind of spanish fruit salad? Sounds good thogh you know i'll eat anything dude

[Ted Jenkins @NeatDad]

@BusyDadBlog HA! lol good one. Maybe a guy with a rubber chicken and a banana peel too