Ned Furtney

I tweet just about as frequently as the phenomenon known as the Solar Eclipse.

[Daniel Biales @Dan_Biales]

Is @rihanna performing on a super smash bros level?

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

I, too, am shocked that I have not been approached to do a Liberty Mutual commercial with Limu Emu.

[Ned Furtney @NedFurtney]

@magflip57 It’s un-bee-lievable

[Bentley Athletics @BentleyFalcons]

Head coach Kevin Curtin previews what is ahead this season for the Bentley men's cross country team 🏃‍♂️

The Falcons have five meets scheduled this fall, starting with the Jim Sheehan Memorial on Sept. 4 in Fitchburg, MA.

The NE10 Championships are Oct. 24 in Manchester, NH.

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

RT if Molly Seidel made you happy today

[David M @davidmellyruns]

Inject “Leslie Jones reacting to seeing a water jump for the first time” straight into my veins

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

Tom Brady has thrown 11.7% of all TD passes ever thrown in a Super Bowl.

[Ned Furtney @NedFurtney]

@TomQuentin Think of the snow as wrapping paper and your lawn as a present... one day you’ll get a nice surprise!

[Bridget Cook @bridgetcantcook]

has anyone considered sending @JeffProbst to Nevada to help them tally the votes

[Ned Furtney @NedFurtney]

@SoFreshSoCleen_ The plot THICKENS

[Ned Furtney @NedFurtney]

@SoFreshSoCleen_ This is the type of intrigue I need right now

[Craig Robinson @Crob2214]

Nuggets play @celtics on monday 👀👀👀🍗🍗🍗

[tommy @tommy_nguye]

Migos adding adlibs to Sweet Caroline low key bops 😤

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If you receive a jaywalking ticket in Massachusetts, you have 21 days to pay it.

Fines for jaywalking within a year are:

1st, 2nd, & 3rd offenses - $1

4th & subsequent offenses - $2

🚶

[Ned Furtney @NedFurtney]

@ChrisLet12 @ConAir023 Theyyyy STINKKKKK

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Goddamn you https://t.co/m7l6xbFO1U

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Have another 10 signed jerseys for whoever retweets this https://t.co/IuDaVsLkkH #GigEm

[Craig Robinson @Crob2214]

Taking on the #MeVsNuggets challenge on Wed Dec. 13 when the @nuggets take on the @celtics. Gotta eat more BK nuggets than Denver scores points. From tip off til final whistle. Would really appreciate if that #1 defense shows up.