steezus christ

Tell me what you’d like to accomplish while on this Earth and I’ll listen. Make me laugh and we’re friends. Pretty simple

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

@inboxjacob

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Laying on the ground after that day of work. Born to have fun, forced to send emails

[Mitch Rand @DJMitchRand]

Giving away free wolves tix at 4:30 upper level for tonight’s game vs the spurs! Retweet and follow to enter! Will only be given away if you can make it to the game!

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Stairclimber machines but they go backwards so firefighters can practice

[Jacob @inboxjacob]

Listening to future in the feed my starving children parking lot. About to set a world record

[The Daily Wolves @TheDailyWolves]

🚨 WOLVES GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

Giving away 2 tickets for tomorrow’s game vs the OKC Thunder at Target Center. #1 vs #2 seed gonna be a movie. 🎥

HOW TO ENTER:
- Must be following
- Repost & Like

Winner announced tonight at 7PM CT right here on X.

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Being mentally abused by the decision to buy a house and put roots down or move states. Lucky to have a life but it sure is cruel to only have one shot at it

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Tasty bottom graphic

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Trying to get into a sedan as an adult

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

I have so much work to do and our internal system is down. Someone save me from this corporate hell

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

We should be able to make a draft voicemail and choose if we want that one to be sent or not

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Man with lantern saying “who goes there” in an eerie voice is my new personality

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Average soda drinker

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Parents didn’t teach me shit about financial management as a kid and now my mom thinks sending instagram reels counts. Nah

[rick goodman @ricK_Dic_Ulous_]

The bomb is spherical, SPHERICAL

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

@inboxjacob Basically played 18 holes on google maps today in Florida😂😂

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

Sharing w friends @BarstoolBigCat

[ak @zipperace]

Rip Mojo, he was the best of us😔🙏

[steezus christ @NedShneebli]

@inboxjacob Sure is Clark. Wonder if the city will clean up the shoreline this year