Neema Burnett

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@SpotifyCanada what am i paying for monthly, if all my podcasts start and are filled with targeted adds? 🫠

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

not the tribal print

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@reguluskins @snapecunt @sabrinallynn

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@kayIamayy everyone probably forgot how to drive as well. even though it’s winter 75% 😂

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@kayIamayy the worlds goodest boy

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

to the person who stole my slide plant from my deck area. you should have just taken the pot too, there was a i need to uproot my plant from its home

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

why has mcdonald’s not had ice cream for the past 3 weeks. all your girl wants is a kids ice cream cone 😭

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@sabrinallynn this is why i have 85 apps needed to be updated.

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

in my first year of marriage the most valuable lesson i learned was that Carlin cannot be trusted with making sure that hang dry clothes don’t make it into the dryer

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@kayIamayy @MckayNate99 this is literally heartbreak but i understand 😂

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

true love is your husband taking you out on dinner date but specifically picking a place that will have game 7 @MapleLeafs playing in the restaurant

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

one thing about me is i will never stay past 5:00 at work. i am like a high school kid wearing their backpack 5 minutes to the bell to make sure i am leaving on time

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

update: got into bed at 7:30 watched tik toks till 1:30am

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

is 7:30 to early for bed? 🤔

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@kayIamayy throw it out 😂😂

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

my toxic trait is ordering something online and checking my email immediately to see if it has arrived yet

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

@sabrinallynn origin story

[Neema Burnett @Neema98]

gorgeous gorgeous girls start 2021 with covid gorgeous gorgeous girls end 2021 double vaxed with covid 🤡 @sabrinallynn