sab

(she/her)
here for the spicy tea and volleyball videos.

[sab @sabrinallynn]

thrift stores are not your 'business', stop reselling affordable items for people who need it at quadruple the price, you're just as bad at price gouging as big corporations

[sab @sabrinallynn]

if you post your trans hate signs on the glenmore overpass, I WILL slow down and wait for you to see my middle finger and tell you to fuck off through the windshield

[sab @sabrinallynn]

it actually truly bothers me when resellers take clothes from thrift stores that are priced for those with lower income, and then upsell it online???? that's selfish???

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of Earth if there was no land

[sab @sabrinallynn]

fuck Alberta, fuck u so much

[sab @sabrinallynn]

(2/2) stopped, and then crossed the finish line all together. all the teachers started yelling at us about how it wasn't helpful because now they don't know who to put on the team, to which we replied "not our problem" and walked away. it was the best ever.

[sab @sabrinallynn]

(1/2) just thinking about that time in junior high that we had the school "fun day" track day that the teachers used to put together the track teams, and in the finals heat for the 100m sprint, all us g9 girls were tired of showcasing ourselves so we sprinted 99m of the sprint,

[sab @sabrinallynn]

stand firm knowing that however you identify, whoever you love, whatever ways you express yourself, and all the little things that work together to make you "you" are beautiful and perfect.

don't ever let the hatred of the world define your value 🏳️‍🌈🌈💕 I am always here for you

[sab @sabrinallynn]

as today's spicy workday event, we had a lockdown. (see: kid with 2x knife), so add that to the list of events

[sab @sabrinallynn]

at work the other day, I had a dad approach me about a jumpstart field trip (see: Canadian tire sport event for 9 year olds) and ask "this isn't any gay pride drag reading event with gay pride t-shirts and naked adults, right??" and it took everything in me not to punch his face

[sab @sabrinallynn]

@alloftheother it was awesome. it was during work, and the ambulance came to my door so I was able to walk them over, but then also stare at the injury some more

[sab @sabrinallynn]

my fave part of the day today was seeing a compound fracture from a lady during a fitness class. big blood, big bones, big ouch

[sab @sabrinallynn]

if you didn't vote and you are able, shame on you

[sab @sabrinallynn]

trying to poop at work and the high school kids are ruining it
how many times do you need to put mascara on

[Peter Oliver @peterloliver]

"Parks are for people here in Alberta."
-UCP

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

FINANCIAL LITERACY: Skipping meals to save money and still can't pay rent? Try dying, economists say

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

[Scott Studebaker, NRP, FAEMS @pghmedic502]

I’ve seen a lot of people wondering why Hamlin was on the field for so long. The medical literature overwhelmingly supports working cardiac arrests in place for best outcomes. If commotio cordis, even more important for early defibrillation/CPR. Textbook work tonight.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[sab @sabrinallynn]

@NoContextBrits SPAM SPAM EGGS BACON AND SPAM