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@shehackspurple Clark County Department of Aviation (think Las Vegas International) is looking for a CISO. https://t.co/qct6Gzca1X

Employees do need to live in the county. WFH is not currently a thing, but they (people well above my pay grade) are planning it.

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@lukepfjo @1lexxi @the_aiju Depends on the practice.

...as always.

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@robertauger @duty2warn @th3j35t3r Some absurdly gross maximizing of short-term profits.

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@corg_e Extra fuckin' awesome.

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@diakopter @SuzanneMSmalley @dotMudge What if the cert is something like "4 years of support and patches within three months of notification of critical vulnerabilities"?

Because even a hacked product would still be way better under those promises than what we have today.

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@wbm312 Had a calc teacher mark off points for "-0" instead of "0".

I love educators, but come onnnnnnn.

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@IanColdwater Every time I have to touch updating anything in Windows, I want to panda smash computers.

I don't understand how Debian has been doing it sanely for over two decades and Microsoft hasn't just stolen the concepts. Two fucking DECADES.

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@bitfield Figure out how to screen for jobs that will abusively make you work more hours. It's easy to think it's fine when you're young, but it's absolutely possible to have a normal work week and do interesting things during your free time.

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@adhdjesse How they fuck are they failing people out of gifted?

It's not a scholarship. It's a form of special education and is for people with different instructional needs.

Ugh.

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@cybergibbons @summer__heidi Can interviewers maybe _please_ not be horrible caricatures of themselves?

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@MalwareJake Or: technical debt visualized.

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@jolyonansuz @IanColdwater And we did it to ourselves.

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@IanColdwater Long COVID more severe than I have now will probably put me on some level of disability.

Can people please not do that to me?

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@0xdade Good script, but I've never really been a horror fan.

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@IanColdwater Bump on this -- did you get your two badges?

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@IanColdwater Ditto, no charge. I don't keep badges, and would much rather someone enjoy it.

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@noopkat Dear world: Seek whimsy.

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@katylevinson Combine all three and Martha Stewart springs forth.

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@kwestin The number of times I was told "a user wouldn't do that!"

I did. You wanna bet they won't? They'll do _worse_.

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@StephandSec Thanks.

This was really well timed.

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When you blink and it's past your bedtime.

But you can at least blame @Antisy_Training .