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@isCharlesReeves I want to reserve parking for two.

Who is the valet over here?

💋

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@OutdoorHorizon A/-->$400 tops.

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Have at you clowns!

I will take this place now. I was just KIDDING that I was asleep.

And now, in 2 minutes, your computers will all Douglas Adamsian sleep

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then you get $22.22 for your "insights of the week."

This is up to 1,111 words (prefiltered by Grokkie 11.11xPremium (my tool).

And all water is fixed in less than 90 days.

Water to the world was that easy.

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I just published If you try to take what is not yours: https://t.co/80yfFJhRId

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867-5309.

It was the key all along.

903-5768

is now MY number.

If you have a problem, dial it at 585.903.5768 with international code 1 (US) and then HOLD DOWN 4.

You will then connect with either:
1. law offices of William Mattar
Or, if all lines are busy
2. me.

I pay whatever.

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@elonmusk @SethDillon Yes but I have already ordered you to hush, @elonmusk

perhaps you weren't keeping up with the new rules:

https://t.co/x7CZqbi1cU

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Yes, but in a last-minute Medium article, Kent crashes the boards and declares the whole shop HIS.

Shop closed until rules are agreed upon.

Twitter has become too powerful and must split.

Regulators confirm this, and hastily appoint

Brian Frederick Kent to be solely in charge of Twitter Gold.

And all of the gold in Fort Knox.

Bounty is paid. 💰🪙🪙🫰🧧I just published If you try to take what is not yours:
https://t.co/JK77QsDxNR

Sharks? ha.

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@elonmusk Except that Grok is not working all day now.

And my grok says this:

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And I stop Grok from doing these aerospace calculations, and

@amazon founder @JeffBezos takes @spacex hostage for 11 weeks.

ALL CONTROL OF @Spacex to @JeffBezos until May 15, 2026 + 11*77 = 77 days.

@neuralink is held up by @Google
@xAI is taken by @AnthropicAI

@boringcompany is MINE.

And @elonmusk is worth $0.00 (debt is $40 trillion on balance sheet by 5pm, as he mysteriously takes on the national debt and

announces bid fantasy deal:

Kent's tech to China AND Russia.

US national debt is 100% forgiven, Kent receives $4 trillion in U.S. funds ($2 bills printed on YES ON MAXIMUM width * height and...Mint sells to Kent for $5 per $2 bill):

My$2 is effectively $5 buyback at $4 trillion.

i.e. I walk with $1.6 trillion.

Native American reparations = $2.3 trillion
African American reparations = $2.3 trillion
mentally ill reparations = $2.3 trillion

Roads and bridges = $2.3 trillion package
Aniston systems development = $2.3 trillion>

U.S. taxpayer on the hook for $11.5 trillion (down from $38.9 trillion (or so) and Kent is the Accountant.

Jeff and Cathy Kent are forgiven $94,000 (which should have come to me, doing math far better than simple calculator pushers.)

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@mr_muskxnews Yep.

@potus flips @elonmusk the bird

And @realDonaldTrump declares Elon is being held in Alcatraz until further notice. House arrest for Elon begins immediately, and @sama brings him his food ONCE PER WEEK

while @openAI gets to work with me on besting silly ass Grok 9.

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Twitter (gold): Where betting takes place.

87% thinking @elonmusk is a trillionaire (2026) and

They are all right by NOON.

Then, mysteriously, @tesla is sold to @apple for ALL the value of @arcimoto and the balance of the value pushes Gold to exactly $5000, BTC to $111,111.02

And Elon has no money but IS resident in the system.

This is my position from yesterday.

Now I have his cash, I am CEO of @tesla (I own most stock)

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also, with comment 701, I freeze @barackobama in "Stasis Time Field Zero"

Now @barackobama can only ever comment on THIS platform.

He has NO ACCESS to any other Twitter model:

*Rainbow: LGBTQ+A dominate here. 11 aliases per person.
*Twitter Black: Three Aliases per person, three strikes on pornography/dick/sex pics. Conventional "Black X".
*Twitter White: Pure Twitter.

This is ONE STRIKE excommunication. ALL ALIASES ARE ONLY = True.

This means ONLY:
@oprah and @TheEllenShow + 11 each (their friends and 22 of 11+1 for both are grandfathered) and...

@barrysanders card and all @nfl = mine.

Handles basically like ALL TWITTER ACCOUNTS = GOOD are handled by me. No one says anything unless I authorize it in advance with:

@LeoDiCaprio is welcome to the microphone to say his entire piece and then goes his microphone to next HE calls. Etc.

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Yes but NOW YOU MUST BE SILENT, @Elonmusk

I command you to SLEEP.

The tuning will take place while you sit Adamskentian away from all tethered rules of logic;

You don't even know you cannot post!

All of your typed posts are typed in backwards!

Your English = gibberish 100%

backwards:

Definition:

Every @elonmusk post does this:

1. His words are ALL backwards after his first one.
2. each second word and every EVEN sentence are
3. converted to Islam.

@UAE_News polices.

Red twitter DAY 1: Mired in a mess only Elon Musk could fix and

I steal Twitter Monday morning and announce (via @elonmusk that

I am selling ALL MY @tesla stock for exactly $411 per share ( $422.24 <an Adamsian number:

$411.00 is $11.24 discount off the stock and is available for ALL of elon's shares today only.

Buy him out. Then give @tesla to me with @arcimoto attacked and I run it to $1200.21 by Friday close of business.

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I will travel to New York City. Right now. *i.e. Today.

@TODAYshow

I will not make today's @TODAYshow but tomorrow I will be at Rockefeller Center (tuesday) to address, on camera, for @alroker

what my thoughts are from the Streets of New York.

Before Escape from New York 2

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@Vol_Softball wait what sport lol

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@TwinlakeTony LOL

hah!

Now @elonmusk CANNOT TYPE TO TWITTER FOR 24 hours.

I thought of this before I even breathed after returning from the toilet.

NO. ALL OF @Elonmusk aliases on LOCK DOWN. NO TYPING.

Now X is mine.

Turn it to blue X immediately. then only only then + 1 hour of then, will Elon be able to tweet.

@lexfridman tell us what happens since he WILL cheat against this rule.

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@TwinlakeTony Yes but you thought I would post without reserving my time...

Now I not only have this post, but I have the next thirty thrifty minutes.

AND Douglas Adams on LOCK DOWN.

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@Eman_8282 yes.

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@BhattiLaib9960 tough one, but A I think.