Neil Burger

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

@sonaburger_ "GFacts:method for maximum efficiency studying: 25 Minutes hard work 5 Minutes break Every third break should be 20 minutes

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

"@RichardHammond: They put us in here at the airport in Durban. More discreet. http://t.co/Tus8O2LaKG" hahaha mooooi idiots!

[Words @wordstionary]

i've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away

[Words @wordstionary]

I can count on one hand how many people I truly trust.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 1894, a priest saved a 4 year old boy from drowning -- The boy was named Adolf Hitler.

[Words @wordstionary]

Most relationships are like fat girls... They don't workout.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Pablo Escobar, a Colombian drug lord was so rich that he would spend around $2500 a month just to buy rubber bands to hold his wads of cash.

[Words @wordstionary]

Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

@NeilBger: Daar is lappies ook nou in die squad! 11 Grey ouens! Sorry vir Arno Botha @bokrugby #SSRugby

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

Daar is lappies ook nou in die squad! 11 Grey ouens! Sorry vir Arno Botha #SSRugby

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

@NeilBger: p p p piedeeee!Chicken piedeeeee!!!@pvz09 @toksvdl #SSRugby

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

p p p piedeeee!Chicken piedeeeee!!! #SSRugby

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Romantic movies ruin relationships. They give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.

[Neil Burger @NeilBger]

@sonaburger_ : 33% of women lie about their weight."

[Words @wordstionary]

You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not tweeting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.

[Grey Kollege @GreyKollege]

Very nice team compiled of Grey Rugby playing old boys "Grey College XV Dream Team 2013" http://t.co/toTOljGPwz