Neil Estes

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@CBSSports Hey, need you to settle something. We are in Basketball squares for the tournament. Home is the higher seed and away is the lower seed. If a 15 beats a 2, does the 15 seed get home the next game?

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@971theticketxyt Hey, need you to settle something. We are in Basketball squares for the tournament. Home is the higher seed and away is the lower seed. If a 15 beats a 2, does the 15 seed get home the next game?

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@tacobell. Hi, I think I'm Karen. Can you please come up with better way of marking your burritos? I don't know why it's so hard, but even if I ask them to mark them, they don't. We play burrito Russian Roulette when we get home. Someone ends up touching all the burritos

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@trans_siberian

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@AdamSandler can you change your song to Phone Wallet Keys Mask

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@Chase , so when does a business day end for your company?

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@Chase , You have had my deposited check for 4 weeks and 1 day and you have not given me the money. I can't see how this is a good business model to keep customers #whereismydamnmoney

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@Chase Glad to see my international check (from Canada, not so far) took your company 8 days to send it to itself from Michigan to Houston. Good to hear that the pony express is still alive

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@AngiesList . How do you research your clients? I don't think you do. You hooked up a friend of mine with a gypsie asphalt company in Michigan. They charged him way to much and did a crappy job. All because he thought he could trust Angieslist. So sad

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@CorrigoInc I have to say, trying to get an invoice and getting paid on your platform is very difficult. As a subcontractor, I do not have time to take a 5 week course to figure out your billing process

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To: Twitter Thank you for allowing 280 characters
From: Every joke I have had to butcher in the last 5 years to make it fit

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Most people call it the end zone. Matt Stafford calls it the friend zone because he can't stick it in #detroitlions

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Astro's Yuri Gurriel Mocked and Asian pitcher by slanting his eyes. Even worse he later made a joke and went pee-pee in his Coke

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

Taco Bell has successfully made a shell out of Doritos, chicken, and an egg. When will they make one out of what we need most, Imodium AD

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Thanks for getting me through the hard times #hughhefner

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@MILottery You have keno games on your site. Are they truly random number generated or are they predisposed like slots?

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

I looked in the mirror and saw my father today. As he gets older he is losing his grasp of personal space

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

My son was not impressed with the eclipse so I mooned him right in front of my wife. She couldn't see him at all #SolarEclipse2017

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@Kaepernick7 You don't need to worry about being beat by the cops. Hell, you don't even need to worry about being beat by other teams #done

[Neil Estes @NeilEstes]

@tigers have you fired him yet? It's pretty imortant that you do that if you like winning. If you don't like winning, well then, kudos