Neil Logan Butler

Director, Cinematographer and Editor for @sweeterwiener. I do other things too. Like, blinking.

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

So I've been working on this for a while and it's finally here - I'm working on a series called @LifetimeReview where we review old, problematic #Lifetime movies, and our first episode premiered today! So check it out and maybe subscribe!

https://t.co/9om42hy8F8

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[Shane @Mountain_Twhick]

I genuinely think this might be the meanest thing anybody ever said

['most ethical crowdkiller'(2019-24) @EsotericHimbo]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Mitch McConnell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

TRUMP IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?! THE MFING SECRETARY OF WAR HAS THE EXACT SAME RAP SHEET AS GRAHAM PLATNER!! HE WAS A HOST ON THE NETWORK YOURE CURRENTLY SPEAKING AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

why did this make me sob more than aftersun

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

@xsphyre And it would be surrounded by two-and-a-half hours of sludge and bullshit, with a score that sounds like Zimmer trying to remember his will to live.

[Daniel Richtman @DanielRPK]

A bit too much doom and gloom over just one mediocre movie.

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

@Eve_Barlow Whatever you say, Eve Fartlow

[Cosmonaut Star💫🏴🔻 @Solidarity_Star]

This you? 👀

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

I GOT BANNED FROM THE UK FOR SAYING THIS VERBATIM BTW

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

This is some seriously deceiving bullshit, intentionally designed to make it sound like Curry Barker had a callous response to the question. He did not. At all.

Here's the actual full quote from Barker:

[KleverKid12 @KleverKid12]

For context, this greentext was made because James didn't want to cover a movie made by someone who raped a 12 year old on camera on the kill count

[aidan @manfreakbeast]

Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

Big fan of Seinfeld the sitcom, in spite of Seinfeld himself, but this is still the funniest thing with Seinfeld's name attached to it.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

Well Andrew, the *power and influence* of his wealth has resulted in over 600,000 deaths worldwide because of cuts to foreign aid programs and vaccines, so I'd say it's made a difference to many people's lives, you expired potato!

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

What difference does it make to your life?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I'm shocked they haven't deleted this tweet confirming that DOGE cut the funding for the screwworm eradication program.

Have the plague you voted for!

[Neil Logan Butler @NeilLoganButler]

There's a group I used to follow on Facebook called "I hate Stuart Little," and it just posts daily hate for Stuart Little, constantly impotently wishing the poor mouse dead for no discernable reason.

That's how so many of you sound talking about Spielberg this week.