Neil Martin

Aspergers diagnosis. Can't recognise irony. Only really here for the news.
Retired aged 60 Nov 2017

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@jonsopel @trussliz My wife and I both hated the way BJ handled these interviews now we hear almost identical bollocks coming from Truss.
Will these politicians never learn?
The G E can't come soon enough, when a new Government can bring us new hope and real leadership.

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@TraceyR64968698 @GaryDavey @NicholasTyrone The funniest tweet I have ever read
Even this troop of clowns know that mustn't put him up for a membership vote. Cos they know what their members would do

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@mrjamesob I completely agree that he's a fraud and disgusting but he's not as old as he looks. He's seven years younger than me but looks a good bit older.I thank my lucky stars that not as hagard as him

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@BBCLauraKT UK cholesterol levels reach new peak as we eat the fat bastards

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@BBCLauraKT Sadly Meon Valley won't be one of them.

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@timothy_stanley No one needs/should have that much money.
It has been generated with some very dubious practices. The FBI should investigate them all

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@nyccookies Given his diet, weight and lack of exercise (rolling round a golf course on a buggy does count as exercise), he can't live much longer. Then we can all celebrate by wiping all trace of his existence off the historical record.
I hope he gets to spend some time in jail first

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@jonsopel What makes you think any real people give a shit about this daft Tory attempt to wind up the populace?

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@clairebubblepop Not sure just how positive you need us to be but you have all my sympathies.
My idiot way of showing empathy is when I retired, aged 60 I started smoking for the 1st time since age https://t.co/XNOydNgjHj I can't quit, don't have the will power any more. OMG I'm so stupid!

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@B52Malmet I don't care, just so long as he in it.
The sooner the better

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@tonypatt2000 May I suggest that you find a yourself a decent book and stop watching shite TV. You can't have committed a crime bad enough to have left you with such dreadful options.

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@trussliz I seem to remember the current PM also pronouncing on how his government would act to boost the economy. We all know that was another crock of sh1t. Clearly, you have nothing new to offer.
Let's have that general election NOW!

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@Grumpster66 @politvidchannel I couldn't agree more!
I'm really eager to see a photo of him after they cut his stupid hair

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@davesumnersmith In a time when our courts are seriously backed up I wonder who would police this and what penalties you envisage for nonconformity?

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Please retweet if you want Labour, LibDems and Greens to cooperate at the next election in order to oust the Tories and introduce PR so that we never again have to endure a Tory Government with an eighty seat majority obtained with just 43% of the popular vote.

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@IdleDivinity Canada?

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@DrWaheedArian @mrjamesob Well done and thank you for your service. On behalf of the vast majority I would like to offer our apologies for this bunch of morons who, supposedly, lead us

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@chrishoar We can but hope!
About 12 months ago someone asked who in parliament would make a better PM. I thought at the time, "almost any woman". Dorries and Patel have done their very best to prove me wrong

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@GodlessLiz My son got a new job last year. He now has to travel to the USA on a regular basis. I am really pleased with his job and he loves it, but i'm scared every time he goes there.